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Ross Vachon's avatar

Right on, Einstein!

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Hahaha!

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Ross Vachon's avatar

Dream on, Portnoy.

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Ross Vachon's avatar

Funny as fuck.

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Ross Vachon's avatar

Fantasy, the flutter, the rapture of fantasy.

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Ross Vachon's avatar

Progressives still can't figure out how he won.

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Sid Pevear's avatar

I don't want a hybrid, I want a Tesla SUV! ALL ELECTRIC ALL THE WAY! While their at it they can throw in some solar panels and storage batteries!

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Sid Pevear's avatar

We can only hope.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Didn't Trump say Enhanced Interrogation works?

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Squeegee's avatar

I think that type of thing will hurt Trump's support from Christian base and hopefully land him divorce papers from Melania

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randoracer's avatar

Well, lessee. There's $120 large for Stormy Daniels, and probably a 20 percent "intermediary fee" for Trump's lawyer. That adds up to right about $150,000, less, you know, vig ... er ... shipping and handling expenses.

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MOG253's avatar

Orange jumpsuit can't happen soon enough.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

golden corral libelz!!11!1!!

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Naytch's avatar

They need(ed) eyeballs to keep their wallets full, they kept Trump alive with softballs for him and fastballs high and inside for her.

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Shane's avatar

Since this an investigation into treason at the highest level, I think Mueller should be allowed to use the "enhanced interrogation techniques" so beloved by conservitives like Hannity etc. When do the water-boardings start? It seems like there may be a dirty bomb planted at the Trump Tower in Manhattan- there's no time to waste- we only have 24 Hours!

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Shane's avatar

If only those planes had hit a different tower in NYC on 9-11, the hijackers would've been future-preventing heroes.

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