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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mueller is holding a full house and Donnie is drawing for the big house

ScottGoode's avatar

Shit, as incompetent as he is Cohen might accept a plea agreement without reading it.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Only if you'll make me a sandwich.

OTB's avatar

Clearly my sarcasm isn't what it used to be 😢

OTB's avatar

"5 years in prison? 10 years, that's my final offer!"

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wait so his lawyers are now admitt8ng there is a russia trumo thing being investigated?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

That is the part she is loling about

OTB's avatar

💥💥💥💥💥

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Or, fine: "OK, cutoff date is the day before the sun burns out. Now, give."

TakingAmes's avatar

Good people on both sides?

Cgo2370's avatar

"Is sometime in mid-Fuckofftober cool with you?"

WeaselPoo's avatar

Trump appears to have obstructed an investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.Russian meddling in the US election seems to have co-incided with the sudden adoption of Russia friendly policy positions during the election AND once Trump entered office.

Post_inauguration, it has been revealed the Trump transition team met with a fuck-ton of Russians on the regular, from the beginning of Trump's campaign through the transition, and every member of his team then and staff since who have been asked about if and when they met with Russians, and why, has LIED about the meetings first, then denied that their meetings had anything to do with the campaign.

It has also been revealed that Trump & Co. have been heavily dependent on Russian money from Putin's pals, some of whom are known money launderers.

Trump's and his staff's long dealings with Putin connected Russian money is a cosy relationship that offered an opportunity for political and financial partnership of mutual benefit. Those relationships have been actively hidden, revealed, and lied about even as the benefits to Trump & Co. have been made obvious (Trump wins, keeps making $$$ from WH position, and Putin has economic sanctions stalled).

Mueller really doesn't need to interview and nail Trump directly....by nailing everyone around him who don't have the privileges of the Oval Office position, Trump will be left atop a pile of ashes and he'll be the only one holding a can of Lukoil gasoline and a Russian knock_off Zippo.