Mama said knock you out. The giant Robert Mueller investigation news that broke over the weekend was ... wait, what's this? We actually had a weekend that DID NOT FEATURE ONE MILLION BREAKING NEWSES TO MAKE OUR MONDAY SUCK REALLY HARD? Holy crap! But a couple things did break Friday and this weekend, and they are related to each other, and they are funny. One is that Donald Trump's lawyers are REPORTEDLY trying to negotiate with Mueller and say they will let their client, OrangeFace McStupidDick, sit for a Mueller interview, IF Mueller agrees to commit to a final end date for his investigation. LOLOLOL, you stupid idiots, that is not how this works.
Trump appears to have obstructed an investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.Russian meddling in the US election seems to have co-incided with the sudden adoption of Russia friendly policy positions during the election AND once Trump entered office.
Post_inauguration, it has been revealed the Trump transition team met with a fuck-ton of Russians on the regular, from the beginning of Trump's campaign through the transition, and every member of his team then and staff since who have been asked about if and when they met with Russians, and why, has LIED about the meetings first, then denied that their meetings had anything to do with the campaign.
It has also been revealed that Trump & Co. have been heavily dependent on Russian money from Putin's pals, some of whom are known money launderers.
Trump's and his staff's long dealings with Putin connected Russian money is a cosy relationship that offered an opportunity for political and financial partnership of mutual benefit. Those relationships have been actively hidden, revealed, and lied about even as the benefits to Trump & Co. have been made obvious (Trump wins, keeps making $$$ from WH position, and Putin has economic sanctions stalled).
Mueller really doesn't need to interview and nail Trump directly....by nailing everyone around him who don't have the privileges of the Oval Office position, Trump will be left atop a pile of ashes and he'll be the only one holding a can of Lukoil gasoline and a Russian knock_off Zippo.
Mueller is holding a full house and Donnie is drawing for the big house
Trump probably.
Pretend rich and orange.
But they said!
Shit, as incompetent as he is Cohen might accept a plea agreement without reading it.
Only if you'll make me a sandwich.
Clearly my sarcasm isn't what it used to be 😢
"5 years in prison? 10 years, that's my final offer!"
Wait so his lawyers are now admitt8ng there is a russia trumo thing being investigated?
That is the part she is loling about
Duplicit
💥💥💥💥💥
Or, fine: "OK, cutoff date is the day before the sun burns out. Now, give."
Good people on both sides?
"Is sometime in mid-Fuckofftober cool with you?"
Trump appears to have obstructed an investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.Russian meddling in the US election seems to have co-incided with the sudden adoption of Russia friendly policy positions during the election AND once Trump entered office.
Post_inauguration, it has been revealed the Trump transition team met with a fuck-ton of Russians on the regular, from the beginning of Trump's campaign through the transition, and every member of his team then and staff since who have been asked about if and when they met with Russians, and why, has LIED about the meetings first, then denied that their meetings had anything to do with the campaign.
It has also been revealed that Trump & Co. have been heavily dependent on Russian money from Putin's pals, some of whom are known money launderers.
Trump's and his staff's long dealings with Putin connected Russian money is a cosy relationship that offered an opportunity for political and financial partnership of mutual benefit. Those relationships have been actively hidden, revealed, and lied about even as the benefits to Trump & Co. have been made obvious (Trump wins, keeps making $$$ from WH position, and Putin has economic sanctions stalled).
Mueller really doesn't need to interview and nail Trump directly....by nailing everyone around him who don't have the privileges of the Oval Office position, Trump will be left atop a pile of ashes and he'll be the only one holding a can of Lukoil gasoline and a Russian knock_off Zippo.