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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yet I can't help feeling wistful about the absence of Marjorie Traitor Greene.

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I figured that pudding was about 80% marrow.

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"Age, gender, and menstruation" get me a bit, but just the idea of sweaty meatball Ron locked in a passionate embrace with anything kinda makes my stomach squishy sour.

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Would you?

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No wonder. I can hardly stand to watch his nasty beezer mouthing off with his petulant, insulted-frat-boy, coked-out voice.

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Pronounce it any way you like.

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I witnessed more brutal takedowns at my high school in the cafeteria.

I know what you mean, but isn't that a bit like saying "I witnessed more brutal takedowns at the siege of Stalingrad"?

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Kamwick's avatar

That would be the diarrhea icing on the turd cake.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

My sister also went to culinary school!

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Rock Strongo's avatar

And the totally macho beard used to cover that patented weak Trump chin that all his kids have, and that Ivanka had surgery to fix.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

When I see his "totally macho beard" I think he is the all-Merkin boy.

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Kamwick's avatar

😆

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Mandolin Cider's avatar

Trump called him "Little D", which I think is hilarious.

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Mandolin Cider's avatar

Honestly, it's the kind of calumny Trump would decry. "Did you hear he eats pudding with his fingers?"

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mailman27's avatar

Begging the question-- just how much of a dipshit IS Piers Morgan?

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Momo's avatar

And Grandpa could've served in Kuwait!

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