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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yet I can't help feeling wistful about the absence of Marjorie Traitor Greene.

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I figured that pudding was about 80% marrow.

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"Age, gender, and menstruation" get me a bit, but just the idea of sweaty meatball Ron locked in a passionate embrace with anything kinda makes my stomach squishy sour.

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No wonder. I can hardly stand to watch his nasty beezer mouthing off with his petulant, insulted-frat-boy, coked-out voice.

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Pronounce it any way you like.

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I witnessed more brutal takedowns at my high school in the cafeteria.

I know what you mean, but isn't that a bit like saying "I witnessed more brutal takedowns at the siege of Stalingrad"?

Kamwick's avatar

That would be the diarrhea icing on the turd cake.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

My sister also went to culinary school!

Rock Strongo's avatar

And the totally macho beard used to cover that patented weak Trump chin that all his kids have, and that Ivanka had surgery to fix.

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When I see his "totally macho beard" I think he is the all-Merkin boy.

Mandolin Cider's avatar

Trump called him "Little D", which I think is hilarious.

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Honestly, it's the kind of calumny Trump would decry. "Did you hear he eats pudding with his fingers?"

mailman27's avatar

Begging the question-- just how much of a dipshit IS Piers Morgan?

Momo's avatar

And Grandpa could've served in Kuwait!