314 Comments

Yet I can't help feeling wistful about the absence of Marjorie Traitor Greene.

Expand full comment

I figured that pudding was about 80% marrow.

Expand full comment

"Age, gender, and menstruation" get me a bit, but just the idea of sweaty meatball Ron locked in a passionate embrace with anything kinda makes my stomach squishy sour.

Expand full comment

Would you?

Expand full comment

No wonder. I can hardly stand to watch his nasty beezer mouthing off with his petulant, insulted-frat-boy, coked-out voice.

Expand full comment

Pronounce it any way you like.

Expand full comment

I witnessed more brutal takedowns at my high school in the cafeteria.

I know what you mean, but isn't that a bit like saying "I witnessed more brutal takedowns at the siege of Stalingrad"?

Expand full comment

That would be the diarrhea icing on the turd cake.

Expand full comment

My sister also went to culinary school!

Expand full comment

And the totally macho beard used to cover that patented weak Trump chin that all his kids have, and that Ivanka had surgery to fix.

Expand full comment

When I see his "totally macho beard" I think he is the all-Merkin boy.

Expand full comment

😆

Expand full comment

Trump called him "Little D", which I think is hilarious.

Expand full comment

Honestly, it's the kind of calumny Trump would decry. "Did you hear he eats pudding with his fingers?"

Expand full comment

Begging the question-- just how much of a dipshit IS Piers Morgan?

Expand full comment

And Grandpa could've served in Kuwait!

Expand full comment