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Or they'll skulk in without bringing proper ID. Oops. Can't vote.

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Exactly - if he does get impeached, then it'll be all "oh, he's been punished enough".NO. He's a liar and a thief and a corrupt fucking traitor and I want him to be reduced to dyeing his idiot arse orange with Tang until he dies in prison.

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Wait...was that satire, or...journalism?

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Damn right!

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I'm upvoting only because I agree with your assessment. It does not make me all happy as an upvote should.

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Like maybe if, in order to vote, US citizens had to take the test that immigrants have to pass to become naturalized? I wouldn't mind it, but that'd weed out a LOT of voters. In both parties, actually.

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Oh no he was NOT a good attrny...he did inherit a good staff at the SDNY and got some significant conviction but tried the Teflon Don 3 times and FAILED 3 times...OTOH, Charlie Hines....

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The short answer is YES, the long answer is oh Hell YES! Like putting nyc's Emergency Response Center in the World Trade Center, building 7 because...reasons!

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Which Mrs G was that?

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Contract workers of Cacklin Hilarity?

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UNpossible since that was before The Al invented Peninsusula division and shit...Cheesus, do the Math bro!

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Leave Killer alooone, He's suffered enough.

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Is there a Bag Limit on them?

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So that's "heads" butt, what does "tails" look like?

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Nahw, that's 2nd to between a tv camera and Charley the Brown Shumer...

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Tang...why do you insult that invention that The Al did for NASA?

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