LMAO ruined your brain with that mental image.
Karma, that selling yourself to the highest bidder doesn't always work in your favor.
Am I the only one who wants to see a different caption photo so we don't have to look every day at a photo showing the ghoulishly white, long, skeletal looking fingers of Coludy unzipping his wrinkled and dirty pants while laying on the bed in front of that young woman?
Dang it, a few weeks ago I watched a horror flick whose music track included The Specials' song, "Rudy." Now every time I hear something about Rudy Giuliani, that song keeps running through my head. Rudy, "Stop your fooling around." Alas, it's a bit late for Rudy to learn much from the song's excellent advice.
Doesn't it just break your heart when an arrogant, entitled, nasty piece of shit like Roodles finds out that his immunity from consequences has been cancelled and he falls, HARD, from the high place that he somehow wriggled up to? All just because he hitched his little red wagon to The Beast, thinking that he would be untouchable if he did his Master's bidding. Quite the enthusiastic henchman he was, too, right up to the point when The Boss no longer found him useful and cut him adrift. If he doesn't wise up and start turning state's evidence, his future looks as if it has already passed and let there be rejoicing throughout the land, Nosferatu has finally gotten caught out in the sun
Seriously, what lawyer works without a retainer or settlement percentage agreement?
So Rudy Grossie also groped Cassidy Hutchinson? I think there’s a new defense for Mayor Coludie. It was all the Viagra.
"Hi. I'm Bill Cosby on behalf of the Rudy Giuliani Legal Defense Fund."
Pro tip for indicted MAGAts everywhere: See if you can hawk some tees with your mugshot silkscreened on them. Worked for your cult leader.
I actually agree with Rudy on something. Granted, I’m just a small town solo attorney, but attorney fees of over a million dollars makes no sense. You can hire a top flight lawyer for $400-500 an hour. Exactly how many attorneys, paralegals, and support staff were working around the clock on poor Rudy’s incredibly complicated case? Most civil cases I’m involved with take 2-3 years and cost maybe $15,000 to $25,000 in costs and fees on average. But I’m not involved in the celebrity, television, political propaganda legal machine that these people are all wrapped up in endlessly.
Things are going fine for Rudy.
On NewsMux Sebastian Gorka says all the commie libs want to arrest Mayor Rudi cause he ain't skeered an loves Murica.
Didn’t Costello also too used to work for Roodles? Praps that explains Roodles’ “personal hurt,” which is the worst kind of hurt.
Nobody can tuck in a shirt like Rudy!
Ghouliani on OnlyFans? Ok, I’ve found the limit of my no kink-shame stance.
Masterpiece of Snark, Evan. Thank you!
“It’s a real shame when lawyers do things like this, and all I will say is that their bill is way in excess to anything approaching legitimate fees.”
Well, Rudy’s in excess to (?) anything approaching a legitimate client, so if the expensive Italian loafer fits….