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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yep - you are right on the money with that one!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

TS: A very attractive young lady once told me that people make love like they eat.

I've found this to be true.

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bobbert's avatar

I had one. I had to get it fixed so I could go in.

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bobbert's avatar

Clydesdale/Apatosaurus cross, more like.

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bobbert's avatar

"A++. Would burn again."

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bobbert's avatar

Ehh, there's still David Barton.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

If you "literally" lit a fire under Limbaugh he would burn like a candle for hours.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...well played young sir, well played(unless you are a ma'am )

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...meh, how much conservative side pu$$y do you think that fukker is getting with that bull shyt?! If I didn't have "Socialist/Negro Turrets Syndrome" I would do the same thing!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> Why don’t you write a book for kids?</i>

For some reason, I get the creepy crawlies when I see Limpballs and kids mentioned in the same sentence.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He's way more of a Turd-ucken, if you ask me.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SOCIALISM FAILED!

Except in all those places where it is functioning perfectly, right now.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

With all of the inaccuracies and just plain invented history in this book, it's far more likely that "my wife Kathryn came up with an idea that literally lit a fire under me,” was her saying "die in a fire."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

His anal cyst calls him the same thing.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

God. He called it "The Bible".

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The kids' book is the right wing nutz' version of the Christmas album put out by washed up pop musicians. Just a way to squeeze the few remaining dimes from the few remaining fans.

Meanwhile, on a more personal level I find it tough to get excited about a book when the title doesn't make sense: "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional American.”

2.0: "Brave" Pilgrims? Were they Indians also? In what respect, Charlie? Also.

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