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Revenant's avatar

The Margaret Mitchell of the 21st Century.

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Revenant's avatar

Maybe flagrantly trashing precedent in a transparently partisan way might cause some public disquiet, knucklehead. Maybe the criticism you have incited from the git go

might have stirred those who are not in the rather small minority of Opus Dei fans to an urge to tell you about their discomfort. Maybe if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen and don't barge in and take it over. Oh, does Strip Search Sammy Scalito feel unloved? What a pity. Maybe those women bleeding out in hospital parking lots can pray for your black, crusty soul; after all, according to your mythology they should be speaking face to face with old I am that I am, nothing like taking your petition right to the top, all the Karens agree that the management needs to know of their concerns. Oh, and fuck you and your hell beast wife, too.

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letinstar's avatar

This guy still moaning about that leak? Did he straight up ask Clarence if he sprung that leak? Who else would?

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. said Tuesday that the leak of his draft opinion to overturn Roe v. Wade made his colleagues in the majority on the U.S. Supreme Court “targets for assassination.”

Somebody stayed up too late watching The Pelican Brief and got bad dreams.

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an eye for a jedi's avatar

The National Italian American Foundation has a dinner this Saturday in Washington DC that Alito has attended in the past. Be a shame if someone interrupted his meal to give him a piece of their mind.

I stopped participating in NIAF when they couldn't let go of the bullshit about Columbus Day.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

He's changed from complaining about the leak to complaining that it made them look bad and his feelings got hurt.

I guess the whole "pin the leak on a liberal somewhere" didn't get too far past the focus groups so now it's our fault that we don't love him for outlawing abortion in half the country.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Prince died and Cheney lives on. Figure that one out.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

They do care about what everyone thinks - he's upset we don't all love him for ushering in the theocracy.

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alt Tabby's avatar

nightmare fuel

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Meh. When ISN'T Sniveling Sammy whining?

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Oh that's ok. He'll just go to confession and get absolution for his rotten lies. Then he'll be back to compulsively lying again. Wash, rinse and repeat....yet he's somehow a 'moral compass' for everyone else. Ha!

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Yes. Defeated. Powerless. Impotent.

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Lizard's avatar

Note the attempted rhetorical shift from "awful thing we would have done anyway" to "LEAK!!!" Because the problem isn't that they took a fundamental right away from around 50% of the country, it's that it was leaked before they made if official themselves.

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Michael Kinsella's avatar

And Henry Fucking Kissinger is still with us, and giving his horrible advice to us, at 100 fucking years of age.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Alito the Hun has a sadz, 'coz y'all are calling that political hack a political hack.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

That man is pure evil. He Forrest Gumped his way into the highest levels of politics and then proceeded to give the worst advice to three generations of presidents. I don’t understand how anyone takes him seriously. Fuck that guy.

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