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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So you DID see the way that chicken was dressed!

bobbert's avatar

Now, <i>this</i> is why I come to teh Wonket.

fuflans's avatar

i have not listened to beethoven's 7th symphony in a long time.

oddly, it does not fill me with rage.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash4\/487365_267183936721060_897100932_n.jpg" target="_blank">This</a> is making the rounds. This would be fun. Fuck, I would dress in drag for it. At first I thought there were no CFAs above the Manson-Nixon line, but there are some in NH and MA, and they may be moving northward...Sort of like creeping sharia, except with Christians, HFCS, fat, salt, and dough.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Dayton's best moment was the WKRP episode there.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Some 94 year old asshole tried to convert me at breakfast in MacDonald's last week. The noive.

SullivanSt's avatar

Hell, even if he lives, it's still a win, because he'll be safely secluded in Chick-Fil-A the whole time, where we'll never be exposed to him.

SullivanSt's avatar

It would have to exist to be kept up with.

SullivanSt's avatar

... and now you <em>know</em> he did?

SullivanSt's avatar

Or, less criminal-trespassily, just outside, taunting anyone that goes in, forced-birther-style.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe the Santorums can meet <a href="http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/chick-fil-a-gets-caught-pretending-to-be-a-teenage" target="_blank">Abby Farle</a> there for lunch...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they do serve their wings breaded or naked...

SullivanSt's avatar

Dayton: a city in decline <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dayton,_Ohio#Demographics" target="_blank">since 1960</a>. NCR moving to Georgia (in a cloud of broken promises) was the last thing that town needed.

Fartknocker's avatar

They always fail to understand that a heterosexual man and woman created the child that enjoys his or her same sex. Mucking Forons.