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Serolf Divad's avatar

Sarah's an honest person in the same way that Jeff Dahmer was a vegetarian.

Serolf Divad's avatar

And John Lovitz wept, for there were no lies left to tell.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

SHS: I am giving you the inaccurate information I was told to give you accurately.

Ray in VT's avatar

SHS: everything I say is a lie.

BearLeft's avatar

They shoulda run the wishbone bullshit play and brought in Kellyanne Conway for the "alternative facts" punt.

pgjack's avatar

The difference between SHS and pressers for prior presidents is that there has never been a president who says things that can be proved untrue before. SHS has the sad job of pretending that the jackass in chief is not an almost constant liar. If the JIC is shown a video recording of himself saying America has established a base on the moon and he is then shown pictures of the moon with no American base and NASA and military people say he is wrong, wrong, wrong about that Trump will either deny he ever said such a thing or accuse NASA and the military of lying. Either way SHS will stand up in front of the press and parrot whatever the JIC tells her to say. She will then claim that she is telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth. She would be truly honest if she just said that she reports whatever she is told to report whether it is true or not.

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

They have no fecks to give.

WeaselPoo's avatar

To be fair, that collar/tie combination completely invalidates any question or perspective Brian Kalem may hold. Priorities, people!

SeanT1001's avatar

While not strictly about her, and closer to being about His Orangeness, here's a musical interlude:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

miss_grundy's avatar

The only people who believe anything SHE says are the same people who believe anything that Dotard says. The rest of us are watching her set fire to the truth on a daily basis and use the ashes for that smoky eye look she prefers.

miss_grundy's avatar

To be fair, when you spend the entire day stress eating and drinking, it is probably the only thing you can wear.