Comic book supervillain film The Undefeated was released in theaters on Friday to exactly the amount of excitement visible on the faces of trapped subway car passengers standing next to someone who has just farted. Movie ratings site Rotten Tomatoes confirms this. [
so here's a thing i'm really confused about (i was just over at imdb fighting with a palin troll pet) has brietbart done ANYTHING to justify his fame? i mean i know we live in the age of celebrity and stuff but seriously has brietbart done anything?
cause i get the sense that's he just a pissed off actor who never made a living - and honestly there are so many movies about pissed off actors who can't make a living. also there are so many actual actors who can't make a living...
whoa whoa whoa don't be hating on my bff paris!!!
but yeah my point is: with everyone you mentioned there was at least SOME there there (thank you gertrude). looks, family, money, something? brietbart is a weird plump 30 (40?) something with no apparent talent in any area and no apparent connections.
Well, maybe not... here's a review from a disappointed 'bagger:
"A film made to insult Palin shows how the liberals who tried to insult her are the idiots," says Shawn O, handing it one whole star.
A film so bad, even Palin fans think it must have been made in order to insult her. How epic is that?
I tried, but it looks like you can't register on RT anymore without a fucking FaceBook account. I'm running into this shit more and more often ... did they hire Steve Ballmer as a consultant or something?
So if you wanted to watch a piece of imaginative fiction, featuring an adolescent hero with magical powers, battling imaginary evil powers in a fantasy world, with a deafening, overwrought soundtrack, you had <u>two</u> movies to choose from? Excellent!
I believe Orange County is where the total number of viewers was 3 -- a reporter, and two women who had no idea what they were about to see.
The two women walked out, leaving the intrepid reporter to suffer alone. Total number of willing viewers in this &quot;bigger market&quot;: zero.
I&#039;m waiting for the John Waters all-drag remake. (Sadly, Divine is not here to take the title role.)
so here&#039;s a thing i&#039;m really confused about (i was just over at imdb fighting with a palin troll pet) has brietbart done ANYTHING to justify his fame? i mean i know we live in the age of celebrity and stuff but seriously has brietbart done anything?
cause i get the sense that&#039;s he just a pissed off actor who never made a living - and honestly there are so many movies about pissed off actors who can&#039;t make a living. also there are so many actual actors who can&#039;t make a living...
why does this man have a platform?
whoa whoa whoa don&#039;t be hating on my bff paris!!!
but yeah my point is: with everyone you mentioned there was at least SOME there there (thank you gertrude). looks, family, money, something? brietbart is a weird plump 30 (40?) something with no apparent talent in any area and no apparent connections.
weird.
... 14:48, 14:49, 14:50, 14:51 ...
Well, maybe not... here&#039;s a review from a disappointed &#039;bagger:
&quot;A film made to insult Palin shows how the liberals who tried to insult her are the idiots,&quot; says Shawn O, handing it one whole star.
A film so bad, even Palin fans think it must have been made in order to insult her. How epic is that?
I tried, but it looks like you can&#039;t register on RT anymore without a fucking FaceBook account. I&#039;m running into this shit more and more often ... did they hire Steve Ballmer as a consultant or something?
So if you wanted to watch a piece of imaginative fiction, featuring an adolescent hero with magical powers, battling imaginary evil powers in a fantasy world, with a deafening, overwrought soundtrack, you had <u>two</u> movies to choose from? Excellent!
Scary&#039;s Daughter is Deathly Shallow
The Palin movie would have been a lot better if they had managed to work some of those Battlefield Earth quotes into it:
SP: While you in the lamestream media were still learning how spell your names. I was being trained to conquer galaxies, dontcha know!
SP: Hungry, little fella? Want some rat? It&#039;s good, you betcha!
Without looking I&#039;m putting &quot;The American&quot; at 0%. What a dog!
&quot;You can&#039;t defeat me ... I quit!&quot;
because they report things.
I believe Orange County is where the total number of viewers was 3 -- a reporter, and two women who had no idea what they were about to see.
The two women walked out, leaving the intrepid reporter to suffer alone. Total number of willing viewers in this &quot;bigger market&quot;: zero.
It would be even funnier if Sarah Palin&trade; were somehow defeated at something. Then the movie&#039;s title would be a complete falsehood.
It would be even funnier if someone rearranged the letters on the marquee to &quot;The Undead Feet&quot;.
It would be even funnier if they theaters also showed &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin&quot; to keep things fair and balanced.
&quot;Bright Lights, Beef Jerky&quot;
The unfortunately named &quot;Pukahontas.&quot;