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Thankyuhveruhmuch.

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I dunno, man. You should have seen how much bullshit half my graduating class was re-posting. Unreal.

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I wouldn't blame the elves if they did...

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It's not about the NYT subscribers. It is about all the small town papers, and there are a lot! Who quote the big guys as Science fact bitches.They breathlessly covered every Hillary thing from her van to her pearls with giant page long screeds, allowing smaller towns and even the cable shows to pick it up with glee. So much glee! And they burried all Trump shit under stuff like "Sources say there is no collusion!" so very often.

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60% of America does not think as he does.51% of some Americans in certain key states did, but even then, only about 50% of American bothered to show up.So 30% of America thinks as he does. Sounds familiar no?

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Brilliant !Who called Wonkette an " Ass-fucking " Mommy blog ?Most Mommy blogs post about knitting, cookie recipes, plants, antiques, tea, coffee, wine, and have lots of cute pictures.

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Most mommy blogs keep the "Ass-fucking" feature out of reach.

Not Wonkette.

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Oh Ms. Schoenkopf! Now you are just flirting with me! Naughty lady! Is it right for a young married mommy to say things that drives all the blood out of my old man's brain and down into his....whatevers? ( yes it is)

Behave yourself!( no. don't do that)

For you youngsters out there the NYT has been a notorious instrument of the war mongering military-industrial complex since, well, for-fucking-ever. No good can come of reading it and you should cancel your subscription RIGHT FUCKING NOW and start rerouting that money to Wonkette. Oh YES YOU CAN! Only Wonkette can give you the straight dope with dick jokes and existential sarcasm!

Don't wait for the trendsters to tell you to do it. Get ahead of the hip curve and subscribe to Wonkette TODAY!

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In addition to the issues addressed by Wonkette staff, the ever alert and informed readers are always ready to splainer things and provide useful links to further elucidate other readers through their comments, which are not allowed.

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Lots of good people have shitty bosses or work for shitty companies.

Paul K. is one. He could do better.

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Cutting the NYT any slack is a mistake. They did plenty to help donnie. The final straw for me was cheer leading the first invasion of Iraq under Bush The Elder.

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Everyone needs a hobby. Go for it!

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Wonkette became famous because of Congressional ass-fucking, without dinner!

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Donner Party! Donner Party!

And a killer comet comin' in from out-of-orbit.

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We made Dom-formerly-the-intern count all Wonkette posts...

Way to bury the lede! Dom is no longer a mere intern! Congrats, Dom!

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