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IGGY!

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You're assuming he doesn't still have an MA address to deploy.

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I think you deserve special notice for "enfucklement". I'll do what I can to support its rise to meme status.

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Just don't venture onto a mobility scooter.

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Okay. Scott is a liar.

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The crucial question is, are they as numerous as the hillbillies in the South?

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If you check on the cat, which means you know it's in the box, you have no idea how fast it's moving, or in which direction...

Oh, forget it. I can only do quantum stupid when I'm slightly drunk. Right now I'm fairly drunk, and my puckishness drops noticeably. Carry on.

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i'm out there every day fighting the good fight and enrolling everybody and their brother and bashing the heads of doubters and (this happened today) getting racist drunks thrown out of the library cause dude said shit about bamz that could not stand.

and: sorry but it's called obamacare.

40 years from now, when this is all sorted and we have a single payer, obamacare will be a religion.

(well, or considered...you know, an incremental step in the process to moving towards some kind of civility)

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Hillary's Fault.....Hillary's faul.....

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One at least, I think.

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Ah, a common misunderstanding of quantum mechanics. The correct construction is:

The cat doesn't give a fuck if everyone outside the box is dead or alive until the box is opened. And then where is the goddam food? [1]

[1] Cats.

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In my dreams, I would like to someday have a word with whoever came up with "PPACA".

But, here we are. Now, I hope Democrats is tight races will go for education:

You may be concerned about the PPACA, which some folks call "Obamacare". Possibly you have noticed some recent changes in your health insurance: your under-26 children can still be insured under your policy; or some condition for which you couldn't previously get insurance is now eligible for insurance. These changes are due to the PPACA, or "Obamacare".

We know from many polls that a large majority of people like the changes to health insurance that were brought about by the PPACA. It's a funny thing, but when the same people are asked their opinion of "Obamacare", the response is much less favorable, even though "Obamacare" and the PPACA are exactly the same thing.

What isn't funny is that the Republican Party, and specifically my Republican opponent, are committed to "repealing Obamacare", or to put it another way, undoing all the changes that were brought about by the PPACA. If they are successful, for example, your adult children will be uninsured. If you have a "pre-existing condition", you won't be able to get insurance for that condition. Ever. And, in fact, you may not be able to get any health insurance at all. Just like it was before the PPACA.

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That's brilliant. Are you one of the Firesigns?

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You better, you better, you bet.

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I was assigned to the big lab in the New Mexico desert when it was conducting advanced research concerning the Heisenberg Principle, and all I got in return was this large sack full of sky-blue crystal chips.

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Circular reasoning, it's how it works when it's working which is why it works.

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