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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Yeah. Scott Empty-Barn-Jacket Brown, when one <a href="http:\/\/thehill.com\/business-a-lobbying\/287329-scott-brown-joins-law-and-lobby-firm" target="_blank">joins a lobbying firm</a>, one is a lobbyist. Jackass. But hey, if you disagree, go ahead and sue me.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

I dont care who you are any man claiming to be straight while posing topless around dudes with frozen semen shirts has some explaining to do

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

The article on Gaussian curvature was a great find and an informative read (i.e. highly recommended clicky). Although now I really want pizza. And Pringles.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I thought that the complaints about the "hobo stew" had more to do with the ingredients not containing real hobos, kinda like McDonald's' chocolatey chip cookies using carob instead of the good stuff.

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Ikimizi's avatar

It made me wonder how Gauss would have reacted to origami.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Buffalo hunter?

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diogenez's avatar

Wait - is this Wonkette or Cosmo?

That lead photo is very misleading.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

First Republican ever to concede that "lobbyist" is an insulting term.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They do have 80% of all the money.

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fuflans's avatar

those may be the 6 worst attempts to drag jack the ripper into my TV set, but dick cheney and jack the ripper in a single post works just fine.

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