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Hannity's the hero the GOP deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Barry Bamz is magical. He psychically guided the policies of previous administrations AND managed to complete his evil plan in only 8 years. If he had never been born there would be no racism!

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Cock Number One's name and title would be "The Most Execrable Gavin McInnes".

Please excuse me; I have to go crank corkscrews into my eyeballs after watching that much Fox just to find out what Cock Number One's name was.

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<blockquote>You cannot argue with assertions like that, mostly because the testosterone in his Manly Scrot travels up to his earholes, acting as a protective buffer from having to listen to your stupid black and/or female and/or pussy lib voice.</blockquote> Well that, and also the fact that each earhole is packed full with someone else's semen, a consequence of being fucked in the head.

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<i>Sean Hannity: Why Can’t Michelle Obama Be Less Racist, Like Condoleezza Rice?</i>

Um... because he's half <i>white</i>?

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Nailed it on the head. How long does it take you to recover from crawling around in their thought processes?

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Why didn't Hannity invite that nice New Hampshire police commissioner who resigned over calling the president a n-*bong*? I mean, he's just the right guy to argue racism is dead.

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The last 400 years of racial oppression is just a distraction from Benghazi.

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"I’ll deny it. I’m denying it right now!" - candidate for their new network slogan

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This is not sizzling hypocrisy - the topic was <i>false</i> accusations made by Those People.

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Rush also chimed in and said he was not racist he could give 2 shits if it rained knee grow babies as long as they was female and could whip up a good sammich like they was suppose to do

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Its all about the race baiting you can tell that, iffin not it would have been White against the board of edumacation stead of Brown.They's had this planned out 60 yrs ago

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<i>Then Sean Hannity pretends he does not know that both Obama and Holder were recognizing the 60th anniversary of </i>Brown v. Board,<i> and says he finds it “suspicious” that they both talked about race</i> on the same weekend.

I have long suspected Hannity is only aware of what his producers tell him before each broadcast. His notoriously selective memory can either only be explained by that or he is a completely dishonest sham of a broadcaster willing to say anything for money. Or both.

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Deirdre Imus says racism still exists and Don, 'nappy haired hos" agrees.

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