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Thanks, and thank the gods who turned him in the right directionl

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Not a problem for someone so used to easily squirming away on the slime he leaves, like a California snail in its' wake.

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Well, he might declare it if it were to help him in the primaries. This whole thing reminds me of the election 30 some yrs. ago when nobody thought an out of work, washed up actor could become President. Watch out, this one seems awfully familiar.

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Joe the plumber

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Oh, what a joke he was. They searched and searched for a guy whose IQ was a few standard deviations below the norm to carry their water. Poor Joe, I hope he landed on his feet somewhere.

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Also, too, on America, yes, too, on the red, white and blue, also, too. & you? We won't be screwed, also, too red white and blue. Are those the colors of a baton bruise, also, too, red, white and you? Truly, too.

The corporatist red, white and blue is after your vote, too, red white and blue. Pull up your skirts red, white and...Nothing speaks louder than the red white and blue, even if welts and scars, too, fade when left to stew in a pool of red white and blue.

We're screwed.

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I think I would be, too.

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The problem is that nobody cares anymore. Just like I stopped listening to Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. I've now stopped listening to you liars as well.

Today was the last straw. Every single media outlet reported on Melanie Trump's vacuous cliche speech being plagiarized.

I was voting Hillary. She's gotten such a raw deal. Her husband cheated, and SHE GOT BLAMED, her part deserted her for some upstart (Obama) and through it all she's been such a trooper, but too bad.

I don't want a president which will have ZERO MEDIA CRITICISM. All of you people have now proven you have no journalistic ethics, and even if you did, you're aren't smart enough to understand what constitutes news and what does not.

So F IT! Bye Felicia! I'm voting Trump!

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Fox's advertisers win. Roger Ailes just pockets the fees.

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That is just brilliant.

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Good thing they don't allow comments here. I might say something stoopid.

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That quote seems to be from a joke Twitter account, but, when The Donald℠ is in the mix, Poe's law becomes an understatement.

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stadium

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Is Trump a gynecologist? Cause THIS is what Bush was talkin' 'bout...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Was that before or after they began smacking each other with their purses?

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This actually seems a soft spot in his gold-plated armor: if he's seen to be "just another lying politician," then he loses some of that outsider "tell it like it is" luster down at the rural coffee shop.

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