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He's too stupid to be any wing.

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See liberals practice witchcraft! Get back minion of Satan!

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But isn't that a bit redundant, because isn't Jim Hoft right wing?

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Thanks fellow Satan worshiper! ;)

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Congratulations, you just repeated a common logical philosophical argument proving that God doesn't exist. I know you didn't come up with this logical argument on your own and that someone must have repeated it to you, but that's OK because I wouldn't have known about it either if I hadn't been exposed to it in college. I haven't seen this argument since college, but it still remains unbroken logically after all of these years. Be careful who you tell this philosophical argument to, because you'll surely loose some highly religious friends if you tell it to those who don't think for themselves, as I assume you probably have already found out.

Sorry to only get back to you after 3 months, but I don't very seldom use Disqus for comments anymore.

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Obviously, if God didn't want Trump to grab your pussy, he wouldn't have made his hands so small?

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In side this gross hairy pudgy man-body is a smoking hot lipstick lesbian longing to be free.

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Between Sanford and Son, All in the Family, and Shirley Temple movies, I'm really screwed up.

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Apparently it does not bother enough people.Sigh!>^o.o^<

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BE CAREFUL, MORTAL. YOU LOOK MIGHTY TASTY YOURSELF.

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Tried that once... now, I don't nap in public any more. And, I can't go back to Ridge Way Mall ever again.

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Yes.

If they found out that he was Clinton in a Trump suit, they would still prefer him to Clinton.

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More than likely it will move undecideds not to vote. Trump's whole strategy is to suppress the vote. The more horrible he can make them both seem, the fewer voters there will be. If it is all hopelessly horrible why bother to vote? Let's all stay home and drink our barbiturate transmission fluid smoothies.

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He will literally and figuratively fuck us all and never realize that he's made everyone's lives so miserable that suicide seems a preferable option.

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Pretty sure the methane conversion generates plenty of heat - and no light.

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Among the fundie mentalists, "bat-shit insane" seems to be the primary qualification for "thought leader."

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