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102415's avatar

Staples won't hold it on because they don't go deep enough and Duck tape is expensive in the long run?

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102415's avatar

That was funny. In poor taste perhaps but funny. +50

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102415's avatar

Leave!

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102415's avatar

You don't think they know each other do you?

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102415's avatar

That was my first thought too then I realized they just sign Ken Layne when they write his posts. "Hey! Everyone does chores around here. Do the dishes walk the dog write the blog. Your choice."

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102415's avatar

Rachel Jackson and somebody else I give up.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The GOP is going to keep attaching different heads to midwestern red-state governors, in an effort to assemble a viable candidate.

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jqheywood's avatar

Well, a Spanish cyclist just died when his garage door fell on him yesterday as he was leaving home to go on a training ride, so maybe Daniels just got off lucky.....

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think he's turning Japanese.

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PsycWench's avatar

It's not without precedent, though...remember when W almost choked on a "pretzel"?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"National Institute for Fitness and Sport"???

That's got to be a liberal socialist thing right there. How come Daniels hasn't cut their budget?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounds like Mitch did little too much glug, glug, glug in the afternoon if you know what I mean.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, but he's a good dad.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>The door suddenly swung open</i> Were Mittens and T-Paw somehow behind the door? Or is this a metaphor for a type of closet arrangement?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hit by a door, eh? A surprisingly common accident though usually the victim is a woman. Often accompanied by short-term memory loss requiring her tank-top-wearing boyfriend to help reconstruct the event: "You were hit by a door, right honey?" I hope Stitch Daniels knows it's not his fault.

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