Nobody was too upset when Mitch Daniels announced yesterday that he wasn't running for president, because who is Mitch Daniels even? Another old random Republican guy who was perhaps going to "throw his hat in the ring" or whatever they say on the Wolf Blitzer show. But there was some kind of entity very upset when Mitch Daniels refused to run for and then lose the campaign for the GOP nomination: a door. This door is Mitch Daniels' biggest (and only) fan, so when Mitch said "No," the door said, "BLAM-O." (And does Mitch Daniels always do the "jackoff" motion with his hand, while giving speeches? It's different, at least!)
That was my first thought too then I realized they just sign Ken Layne when they write his posts. "Hey! Everyone does chores around here. Do the dishes walk the dog write the blog. Your choice."
Well, a Spanish cyclist just died when his garage door fell on him yesterday as he was leaving home to go on a training ride, so maybe Daniels just got off lucky.....
<i>The door suddenly swung open</i> Were Mittens and T-Paw somehow behind the door? Or is this a metaphor for a type of closet arrangement?
Hit by a door, eh? A surprisingly common accident though usually the victim is a woman. Often accompanied by short-term memory loss requiring her tank-top-wearing boyfriend to help reconstruct the event: &quot;You were hit by a door, right honey?&quot; I hope Stitch Daniels knows it&#039;s not his fault.
Staples won&#039;t hold it on because they don&#039;t go deep enough and Duck tape is expensive in the long run?
That was funny. In poor taste perhaps but funny. +50
Leave!
You don&#039;t think they know each other do you?
That was my first thought too then I realized they just sign Ken Layne when they write his posts. &quot;Hey! Everyone does chores around here. Do the dishes walk the dog write the blog. Your choice.&quot;
Rachel Jackson and somebody else I give up.
The GOP is going to keep attaching different heads to midwestern red-state governors, in an effort to assemble a viable candidate.
Waterboarding?
Well, a Spanish cyclist just died when his garage door fell on him yesterday as he was leaving home to go on a training ride, so maybe Daniels just got off lucky.....
I think he&#039;s turning Japanese.
It&#039;s not without precedent, though...remember when W almost choked on a &quot;pretzel&quot;?
&quot;National Institute for Fitness and Sport&quot;???
That&#039;s got to be a liberal socialist thing right there. How come Daniels hasn&#039;t cut their budget?
Sounds like Mitch did little too much glug, glug, glug in the afternoon if you know what I mean.
yeah, but he&#039;s a good dad.
<i>The door suddenly swung open</i> Were Mittens and T-Paw somehow behind the door? Or is this a metaphor for a type of closet arrangement?
Hit by a door, eh? A surprisingly common accident though usually the victim is a woman. Often accompanied by short-term memory loss requiring her tank-top-wearing boyfriend to help reconstruct the event: &quot;You were hit by a door, right honey?&quot; I hope Stitch Daniels knows it&#039;s not his fault.