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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

BUT NO CANNED CLAMS!1!!!1!!!

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

Because of all the bullshit coming out of her mouth?

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

She’s not conventionally attractive.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

This is not my beautiful wife!

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

It's like a day without sunshine 🤣🤣🤣

Thx, Anita 😎😎😎

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Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Her smoky eye runneth over. Quit or be a hypocrit. Can’t have it all ways. !

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thebeatgoeson's avatar

"In Jesus's name, go fuck yourself, Amen." I am so stealing this...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

According to Rudy, Trump gave Cohen up to half a million dollars to handle these things without informing Trump about them so he has deniability.

Can you see our Donald J. Trump throwing half a mil in a black hole that someone else controls and pays out without Donnie's knowledge or consent? I mean, Cohen could have been taking that money and paying off contractors Donnie stiffed.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That's pants you're thinking of.

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Lily's avatar

One where he knows when to use "too."

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Dear lord, forgive me, but I have no marketable skills...

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fuflans's avatar

perrault of course. and no where near as violent as the Pentamerone or grimms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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The Reverend Stu''s avatar

"Too" always follows "also"... Wonkettes/Wonkers/Worshipers know this. You can also too use "also too" in front of "also too" particularly when one is excited. e.g. "I can't believe he also too thinks I'm great also too?! And I also too think he's great also... too."

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babyming's avatar

It's just plain silly to have a daily white house press briefing when the white house spokesperson lies and lies and lies.

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Last week (earlier this week?) we were told that she was the one who could manipulate Trump and get him to put a less offensive spin on things.

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