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As a really smart businessperson, I like to call potential business partners red-haired weirdos (and I use hyphens, bitches). It makes them 100% more likely to invest in creating jobs, big return on investment AND MUCH MORE!

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Jesus, Gramps, get some new fucking material. This "Fake News" and "Perfect Phone Call" schtick is getting staler than a two-week old loaf of Wonder bread that got left out unwrapped on the counter.

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