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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The only place in the entire Constitution where the word "regulated" appears. Hmm...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If only those billions of Galactic citizens had been armed...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The "concealed carry" advocates are certainly having a rough time of it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'll bet they won't think twice about registering for Social Security benefits, the moment they're eligible.

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PubOption's avatar

I'll agree with it being equal with all the other amendments. It is certainly not predominate over the others.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yeah - sticking your bits in a sexy robot will cause the end of the world as you know it.

Though the whole "many copies" bit brings up interesting possibilities.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Quick, send Rover after them!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Uh, if the 2nd Amendment was "as important as the 4th" as he says, then we would not even be allowed to own slingshots and spitball shooting devices would get you life in prison...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Who are you and how did you come to know all these things?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'd hate to be the census worker who shows up at the door of this mental midget.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Preying on the fears of the American citizenry is not good governance" . . . says the guy who's trying to convince people that they're in line for extermination.

A traveling carnival goldfish has more self-awareness than this goober.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Wait . . . I thought the Mormons built that giant "Who's Who among the Dead" database.

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PsycWench's avatar

First thing we do, we burn all the phone books.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

where religion in ('Evangelical','Catholic','Mormon')

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2013\/04\/11\/176954637\/gun-registration-paper-trail-is-long-and-convoluted" target="_blank"> I heard some retired g-man turned namby pamby Mayors Against Illegal Guns consultant explain it on NPR yesterday.</a>

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