We must admit we are impressed. In a media environment where Everything Is Just Like Hitler, Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-South Carolina Like That's A Surprise) proves once again that he is a master of analogy. Seeking a worst-case scenario for expanding background checks to cover gun shows and other private sales, he didn't simply grab the first Nazi analogy at hand. No, in seeking a new slippery slope, Duncan went the extra mile, reached for the sky, fucked that chicken, and
Uh, if the 2nd Amendment was "as important as the 4th" as he says, then we would not even be allowed to own slingshots and spitball shooting devices would get you life in prison...
"Preying on the fears of the American citizenry is not good governance" . . . says the guy who's trying to convince people that they're in line for extermination.
A traveling carnival goldfish has more self-awareness than this goober.
<a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2013\/04\/11\/176954637\/gun-registration-paper-trail-is-long-and-convoluted" target="_blank"> I heard some retired g-man turned namby pamby Mayors Against Illegal Guns consultant explain it on NPR yesterday.</a>
The only place in the entire Constitution where the word &quot;regulated&quot; appears. Hmm...
If only those billions of Galactic citizens had been armed...
Be sure to get your shots!
Wait, let me rephrase that...
The &quot;concealed carry&quot; advocates are certainly having a rough time of it.
I&#039;ll bet they won&#039;t think twice about registering for Social Security benefits, the moment they&#039;re eligible.
I&#039;ll agree with it being equal with all the other amendments. It is certainly not predominate over the others.
Yeah - sticking your bits in a sexy robot will cause the end of the world as you know it.
Though the whole &quot;many copies&quot; bit brings up interesting possibilities.
Quick, send Rover after them!
Uh, if the 2nd Amendment was &quot;as important as the 4th&quot; as he says, then we would not even be allowed to own slingshots and spitball shooting devices would get you life in prison...
Who are you and how did you come to know all these things?
I&#039;d hate to be the census worker who shows up at the door of this mental midget.
&quot;Preying on the fears of the American citizenry is not good governance&quot; . . . says the guy who&#039;s trying to convince people that they&#039;re in line for extermination.
A traveling carnival goldfish has more self-awareness than this goober.
Wait . . . I thought the Mormons built that giant &quot;Who&#039;s Who among the Dead&quot; database.
First thing we do, we burn all the phone books.
where religion in (&#039;Evangelical&#039;,&#039;Catholic&#039;,&#039;Mormon&#039;)
<a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2013\/04\/11\/176954637\/gun-registration-paper-trail-is-long-and-convoluted" target="_blank"> I heard some retired g-man turned namby pamby Mayors Against Illegal Guns consultant explain it on NPR yesterday.</a>