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RM Strongoni's avatar

Is she on the same porn threads as Mike Johnson and their son?

Google. “Mike Johnson, Son, Porn.” Twisted bunch a Christians right here.

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Robert's avatar

They are so fake.

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The Whispering Candle's avatar

The purse is all you need to know about her actual religion. Will die on this hill.

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Linnea Lindley's avatar

She’s okay with him lying his ass off.

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Siskneesoo's avatar

I can only imagine that sex with either one of them would be boring. You know, just going through the motions. Nothing fun, just getting the job done. Either that or they are kinky as fuck, but hide it behind religion, because their parents taught them that kinky sex is nasty.

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Jacob's avatar

This is a happy grifter Hooker nr 2( only behind hooker nr 1 Melanie )The only hooker thats get paid for not satisfying a man. Keep your legs together because Johnson likes young boys not female.

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Nonazis's avatar

These people are so fucking gross.

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Carol S's avatar

Your hubby is gay…if you didn't know. His handle is Grindrlilmikejohnson

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I'm certain sure this bastard has actually read the U.S. Constitution, unlike Donald Trump, and is aware that Article VI specifically says, " ... no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

" ... no religious Test ... ever ... "

And then there are the Ten Commandments, which he probably thinks override the U.S. Constitution.

The first (and greatest, according to Jesus himself) - "Thou shalt worship one god and one god only."

Religious freedom is out.

Second - "Don't make any graven images for your own glory."

So artistic freedom is out also. And I guess every statue of every general or politician or king or queen, anywhere, violates that commandment most egregiously.

Most people's favourite commandment, "Thou shalt not commit murder," is only number six. So I guess worshipping different gods is worse than murder, and making images is too. And using God's name profanely or working on the Sabbath day, which violate commandments three and four.

Look, these are rules which the likes of Mike Johnson assert were ordained through the mouth of God himself, valid for eternity. Well, if even two of them are wasted on forbidding graven images and keeping the Sabbath inviolate, I can imagine how universal and divinely wise the other eight are likely to be.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

This is bad. Very bad. A precursor to what has happened in Iran when the mullahs took over government. It is no longer government , it is religious terrorism.

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letinstar's avatar

These two don't even sleep in the same bed. And if they do, there's a pillow between them. Plus they do everything with the lights off...

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DemoCat's avatar

I’m so totally sure Mike Johnson has no porn in his laptop browser history.

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DemoCat's avatar

Mike Johnson being Speaker of the House is itself a violation of the Establishment Clause. The Founding Fathers were acutely aware of the danger of a State recognized religion. Anyone as marinaded in religion as Johnson should clearly have no meaningful role in governance, except for his right to protect everyone’s right to embrace any religion of their choice, or to leave it alone.

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beb's avatar

Never ever quote the Bible as The Source banning adultery, fortification or incest because it's all there, as well as hints to homosexuality. Let's start with Genesis. The book clearly starts that God made one man and woman and they had children. Fine but who did Cain and Abel marry? Since there was no one else it would have to be their sisters so the Bible says we are all incestuously related. Take that Bible-humpers!

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MRobtheMathSnob's avatar

Somewhere out there on the internet is the Book of Adam and Eve, which is an interesting read. It actually talks about the sisters, and goes into way more detail than is included in Genesis.

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GEM's avatar

Well, Cain killed Abel, remember, but then he ran off to the land of Nod. When I ask so who did Cain marry, they always say, Eve. It doesn't say that. Also no mention of sisters. If either scenario happened, that's incest. They don't know what to do.

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Nemo's avatar

Almost like the tangled thicket of family relations you find in rural Kentucky. Or any Habsburg dynasty.

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GEM's avatar

When I studied those dynasties it made sense why there were so many misfit royalty back then. Too much inter marrying.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

"The devil can cite scripture for his purpose."

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Caepan's avatar

Marco Rubio has entered the chat.

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Nemo's avatar

Here's proof from the bible that Jesus was gay: Get thee behind me, Satan! Said to either Satan himself, or his good buddy Rocky (Peter). I bet you folks didn't know that Rocky Horror Picture Show was based on one of the suppressed books of the bible.

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Revenant's avatar

Aw, aren't they just darling, our own Adolf and Eva. I guess civilization is just too HARD for the hominids that the "Liberal Press" insist are the "real Americans", which explains their fanatical devotion to a man who acts like he was trapped in a cage somewhere in Borneo for exhibition here, this being his introduction to steps, clothing, and social mores. Wait, did I say Borneo? Monster Island seems more probable.

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