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I'm certain sure this bastard has actually read the U.S. Constitution, unlike Donald Trump, and is aware that Article VI specifically says, " ... no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

" ... no religious Test ... ever ... "

And then there are the Ten Commandments, which he probably thinks override the U.S. Constitution.

The first (and greatest, according to Jesus himself) - "Thou shalt worship one god and one god only."

Religious freedom is out.

Second - "Don't make any graven images for your own glory."

So artistic freedom is out also. And I guess every statue of every general or politician or king or queen, anywhere, violates that commandment most egregiously.

Most people's favourite commandment, "Thou shalt not commit murder," is only number six. So I guess worshipping different gods is worse than murder, and making images is too. And using God's name profanely or working on the Sabbath day, which violate commandments three and four.

Look, these are rules which the likes of Mike Johnson assert were ordained through the mouth of God himself, valid for eternity. Well, if even two of them are wasted on forbidding graven images and keeping the Sabbath inviolate, I can imagine how universal and divinely wise the other eight are likely to be.

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This is bad. Very bad. A precursor to what has happened in Iran when the mullahs took over government. It is no longer government , it is religious terrorism.

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These two don't even sleep in the same bed. And if they do, there's a pillow between them. Plus they do everything with the lights off...

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I’m so totally sure Mike Johnson has no porn in his laptop browser history.

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Mike Johnson being Speaker of the House is itself a violation of the Establishment Clause. The Founding Fathers were acutely aware of the danger of a State recognized religion. Anyone as marinaded in religion as Johnson should clearly have no meaningful role in governance, except for his right to protect everyone’s right to embrace any religion of their choice, or to leave it alone.

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Never ever quote the Bible as The Source banning adultery, fortification or incest because it's all there, as well as hints to homosexuality. Let's start with Genesis. The book clearly starts that God made one man and woman and they had children. Fine but who did Cain and Abel marry? Since there was no one else it would have to be their sisters so the Bible says we are all incestuously related. Take that Bible-humpers!

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Somewhere out there on the internet is the Book of Adam and Eve, which is an interesting read. It actually talks about the sisters, and goes into way more detail than is included in Genesis.

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Well, Cain killed Abel, remember, but then he ran off to the land of Nod. When I ask so who did Cain marry, they always say, Eve. It doesn't say that. Also no mention of sisters. If either scenario happened, that's incest. They don't know what to do.

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Almost like the tangled thicket of family relations you find in rural Kentucky. Or any Habsburg dynasty.

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When I studied those dynasties it made sense why there were so many misfit royalty back then. Too much inter marrying.

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"The devil can cite scripture for his purpose."

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Marco Rubio has entered the chat.

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Here's proof from the bible that Jesus was gay: Get thee behind me, Satan! Said to either Satan himself, or his good buddy Rocky (Peter). I bet you folks didn't know that Rocky Horror Picture Show was based on one of the suppressed books of the bible.

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Aw, aren't they just darling, our own Adolf and Eva. I guess civilization is just too HARD for the hominids that the "Liberal Press" insist are the "real Americans", which explains their fanatical devotion to a man who acts like he was trapped in a cage somewhere in Borneo for exhibition here, this being his introduction to steps, clothing, and social mores. Wait, did I say Borneo? Monster Island seems more probable.

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69. Nice.

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The more one talks about religion the more it's not about religion. It's all about them trying to convince themselves and others what they are hiding behind and using as a crutch to justify their ists, isms and phobes. They are a cult of hate. It's people like this that cause suicide rates to rise. May they rot in the seventh circle of hell.

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I need a clearer definition of "bisexual conduct" from Incel Mike and his Stepford Wife Kelly so that I know I'm doing it at maximum offensiveness for them and their invisible sky daddy.

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Hey, they're just trying to help "confused" people build up their self-loathing to the point of complete incapacitation. Is that so wrong?

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Go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it...

Sure, that supplies all the answers, we all know nothing in it is subject to interpretation. That's why we only have one brand of christianity...

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and always have.

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Mike presumes that like he, you only have one shelf and it has nothing but several bibles on it.

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Ooo, ooo — now do one about how he “adopted”-but-not-really a 14 year old black teenager ( who he keeps out of his family photos) when he was single, and how no adoption agency would give a teenage boy to an unmarried man, but he got one anyway and that’s not the least suspicious!

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Call me cynical (please!) but I've been wondering whether the almost inevitable Mike Johnson revelations (and not the Biblical kind he might enjoy) would involve boys or girls.

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Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

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Say, whatever happened to Matt Gaetz's ward?

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Nestor!

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Clearly someone's an empty Nestor now...

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Ooo, ooo — now do one about how he “adopted”-but-not-really a 14 year old black teenager ( who he keeps out of his family photos) when he was single, and how no adoption agency would give a teenage boy to an unmarried man, but he got one anyway and that’s not the least suspicious!

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Has anyone noticed how close "covenant" is to "coven"? And how close "marriage" is to "mariachi"?

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Or that "us" and "US" are spelled the same?!

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That has to rank alongside the finest Q proofs. Let's feed it to the loons...they're currently spanking themselves senseless for the love of Mike.

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