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Actually I think he looks rather worse.

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What could Mueller catch in this rancid swamp that you might consider eating?

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The Lord of the flies.

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Sounds like some one drunk dialed Mueller last night.

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Heresy! Two Bs or GTFO. :p

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If Daddy donates enough to the alumni fund, C-minuses are automatically granted.

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"Fuck it, you'll do it live!"

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Pizza the Hut?

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Raspberry slushie!

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Back about four or five years ago on a major commuter highway at closing time, I drove past a Volvo station wagon that had messages soaped on every window about how the world was going to end on the following Saturday (this was on a Wednesday). My first thought was "The world is going to end in three days and you still went to work?" I also considered following him to his driveway, asking him to sign over the deed to his house, the titles to all of his cars, and legal possession of all his goods as of the following Sunday, but I thought better of it because he may have had children who had no right to be impoverished because their dad was an imbecile.

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"But, but, the Baron doesn't like the ladies!""Ha-ha! We snuck a sexxy lady agent to him while he was young and experimenting! Spoo obtained!"

(paraphrades)

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(Johnny Carson voice) "Mmmm, that's good porn!"

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Not even "The Illuminatus Trilogy"? 😂😂😂

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He do have a way with words 🤣🤣🤣

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W Bush surely was a prelude . Trump hasnt started a war - yet ,but is continuing them with 700.Billion in glee .

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