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susan_g's avatar

The active shooter protocol for schoolchildren in Columbus involves getting to a nearby strip club where law enforcement responders can be found.

khanurik's avatar

I can't believe you beat me to the "booby trap" line. I need to up my game

khanurik's avatar

To equate "indignity" and "motorboarding" in the same sentence tells me you have a much higher ethical dimension that I do

khanurik's avatar

to kind of paraphrase an old Nichols and May routine, when I was a young man, I contemplated that idea like crazy. Sadly, or maybe not, that contemplation went unfilled. Either way, my psyche is waay damaged

Mike Steele's avatar

OH MAGAts - your tax-break dollars at work...

Veebz's avatar

That was pretty tame, see if you can get an episode of Housos or something similar - Aussie men have unique ways about them. Then you get the kiwis.

Veebz's avatar

more decriminalisation than legalisation - and SA owes a lot of its progressive actions to Don Dunstan or those pesky suffragettes who wrangled the vote.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Yes, a good one for sure.

Moar Wordz's avatar

Have no idea, never saw it.

ahughes798's avatar

Idiots are everywhere! It seemed like a nice, medium sized city to me. Lots of stuff to do and see. I vaguely remember a neighborhood called "short North?"

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

it was a place where the counterculture took root. I would not rather be from any ither place. But there are lots of idiots there too.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I'd volunteer for a demonstration, but I can't say that I've ever suffered the indignity (?)..

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Weren't "Titsmacked" and "Goosed" pilots in Top Gun?

Notreelyhelping's avatar

And let’s be careful out there, people.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Sure, yes, absolutely. Uh...what was the question again?