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susan_g's avatar

The active shooter protocol for schoolchildren in Columbus involves getting to a nearby strip club where law enforcement responders can be found.

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khanurik's avatar

I can't believe you beat me to the "booby trap" line. I need to up my game

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khanurik's avatar

To equate "indignity" and "motorboarding" in the same sentence tells me you have a much higher ethical dimension that I do

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khanurik's avatar

to kind of paraphrase an old Nichols and May routine, when I was a young man, I contemplated that idea like crazy. Sadly, or maybe not, that contemplation went unfilled. Either way, my psyche is waay damaged

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Mike Steele's avatar

OH MAGAts - your tax-break dollars at work...

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Veebz's avatar

That was pretty tame, see if you can get an episode of Housos or something similar - Aussie men have unique ways about them. Then you get the kiwis.

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Veebz's avatar

more decriminalisation than legalisation - and SA owes a lot of its progressive actions to Don Dunstan or those pesky suffragettes who wrangled the vote.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Yes, a good one for sure.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Have no idea, never saw it.

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ahughes798's avatar

Idiots are everywhere! It seemed like a nice, medium sized city to me. Lots of stuff to do and see. I vaguely remember a neighborhood called "short North?"

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ahughes798's avatar

ISWYDT, finally!

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

it was a place where the counterculture took root. I would not rather be from any ither place. But there are lots of idiots there too.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I'd volunteer for a demonstration, but I can't say that I've ever suffered the indignity (?)..

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Weren't "Titsmacked" and "Goosed" pilots in Top Gun?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

And let’s be careful out there, people.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Sure, yes, absolutely. Uh...what was the question again?

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