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if it means I'll never have to sit through another raw milk hearing, I'm for it. it's not like I have to drink it. raw milk hearings are annoying.

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Raw milk hearings-- the worst!

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there are also feral pig hearings.

but we'll save any hearing about Bettencourt's tax cap as the absolute worst worst worst.

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Why do the pigs have to actually be in the hearings room? It isn't necessary and they don't contribute anything. IMHO

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it would remove Bettencourt from my life if they didn't allow them in. :( I wish they would remove him from my life. he's the worst.

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I thought I'd like to look into this. I saw a picture of Bettencourt. I grasped the meaning of such a tax cap! More poverty for non homeowners whose houses are not appreciating. I mean their apartments and homeless encampments are not. I looked into his creepy soul. I saw feral pigs snorting there. A lot of them. It said he'd spread lies to get his tax cap accepted. You should just keep away from those meetings, that's what I think. Although there are so many measures, I realize some people are working hard there to get good things achieved. That was impressive. But I couldn't stand it if I was you.

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it's my jerb to go to these meetings. but I didn't have to cover any of his stupid property tax committees this interim because my bosses love me. also too: Nelson doesn't let him talk so much in Senate Finance.

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p.s. since you have an understanding of how bad Bettencourt is, remind me to tell you about the Foghorn Leghorn thing.

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I don't think I can take it.

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Oh. Well ask for a bonus!

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they're pretty good to me. but we all got subjected to Foghorn Leghorn.

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you don't actually have to hear it. but it's a great story. except for the part where he killed all the joy in the chicken bill.

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Geddy Lee LIBELZ!!!

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The only solution to a bad guy with a smocking gun is a good guy with a dirndling gun.

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Good Lord, these people are easily fooled.

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"I agree, so many rules, who can keep track of them all? Like, bone saws are bad, now??? They have them in every hospital!"-Mohammed bin S.

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