It's cool, I lived in a theological seminary for some years while my Mom was studying to become a minister. Add that to an interest in ancient history, and your rant is pretty interesting! The bible as fiction based loosely on real events makes a hell of a lot more sense than "every word of this book is true and if you say otherwise you must burn!" And the sheer number of pagan elements "adopted" by Christianity creates even more evidence that the bible was basically a marketing scheme designed to convince heathens. I'm also at least 75% sure that if the Romans had not invaded Gaul and Britannia, Christianity would not be such a dominant religion today, since France and England pretty well had most of the globe conquered at one point, and they brought their religion with them.
I don't remember Trump explicitly expressing undying love for Putin, but he has definitely cozied (sp?) up to him more than humans of sound mind ought to.
Maybe the point of his administration is to earn Putin's undying love and admiration? He's already got his money.....
Because he's desperately seeking approval from his dead father, and is too weak and cowardly to do other than go for women. His pussgrabbing is overcompensation.
"Trump saying the same thing to the human pork rinds who came to his Tuesday night Hitler rally"
Just wanted to repeat this because it is so damn funny. I ate a pork rind one time and threw up. I suspect the same thing would happen if I went to a rally.
Husband likes pork rinds. The bags smell like pig farts. One time, the cat peed on/in the bag of pork rinds hubby left on the floor by the nightstand. It wasn't until hubby noticed the pork rinds were wet that he suspected what had really happened, and you KNOW how nasty cat pee smells! :)
It's cool, I lived in a theological seminary for some years while my Mom was studying to become a minister. Add that to an interest in ancient history, and your rant is pretty interesting! The bible as fiction based loosely on real events makes a hell of a lot more sense than "every word of this book is true and if you say otherwise you must burn!" And the sheer number of pagan elements "adopted" by Christianity creates even more evidence that the bible was basically a marketing scheme designed to convince heathens. I'm also at least 75% sure that if the Romans had not invaded Gaul and Britannia, Christianity would not be such a dominant religion today, since France and England pretty well had most of the globe conquered at one point, and they brought their religion with them.
Unpossible, so I'll actually own what I say. This will immediately reveal my political party. However, that doesn't take any courage in my town.
I may up the ante with a hat.
Mine too. Who would have dreamed ...
I don't remember Trump explicitly expressing undying love for Putin, but he has definitely cozied (sp?) up to him more than humans of sound mind ought to.
Maybe the point of his administration is to earn Putin's undying love and admiration? He's already got his money.....
Fair point.
Because he's desperately seeking approval from his dead father, and is too weak and cowardly to do other than go for women. His pussgrabbing is overcompensation.
Next up, a bit of the old ultra-violence.
"Trump saying the same thing to the human pork rinds who came to his Tuesday night Hitler rally"
Just wanted to repeat this because it is so damn funny. I ate a pork rind one time and threw up. I suspect the same thing would happen if I went to a rally.
Two Corinthians walk into a bar.
Corinthian One: "I don't worship government, I worship God."
Corinthian Two: "And pussy, right."
Corinthian One: "Well yeah, of course, pussy. I like to grab pussy!"
Corinthian Two: "Me too! I looove to grab pussy!"
Corinthians One and Two: "Pussy, pussy, pussy. Grab pussy!
Bartender to his waitresses: "OK, ladies, you have the afternoon off. With pay."
Husband likes pork rinds. The bags smell like pig farts. One time, the cat peed on/in the bag of pork rinds hubby left on the floor by the nightstand. It wasn't until hubby noticed the pork rinds were wet that he suspected what had really happened, and you KNOW how nasty cat pee smells! :)
So, we're doomed then? Enough of our registered voters think this is OK? This is fine.
No God, no God, I'M THE GOD!!!1!1!!11!!!
I'm an atheist, and even I think "How dare this motherfucker invoke God's name??"
nailed it.
i flipped through the king james version, but i would probably read the wonkette version all the way through -
They'll just blame Hillary.