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Not if it isn't running right. Missing on at least 2 cylinders.

Or maybe that's their brains.

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Makes one hope that vampires are real. Trying killing one of them in their sleep, fools.

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It is unmanly. And unwomanly. And inhuman.

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Metaphorically speaking, of course

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I mentioned earlier a conservative commentator on CNN had said he was tired of the left calling Trump racist "that's just the way he talks", he said. There, his racism is supposedly not evident from the racist things he says- those things are just supposed to be ignored, and therefore you are supposed to assume there is no evidence he is racist.

"Gee, Officer! Just because I have this mask, this gun, this bag of money with an exploded dye-pack, and this pink dye all over me; it doesn't mean that I've robbed a bank!"

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Absolutely right.

I like your avatar, by the way.

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Don't mess with Ampleforth Dweebolton.

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True...he can really throw his weight around.

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The whole 97 pounds.

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Assuming he can get out of his chair.....

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Some are suburban upper-class kids who think that being neo-Fascists is cool and fun and scare the hell out of parents, teachers, and authority figures. Some are lower-class kids who think that being neo-Fascists will enable them to overturn the Jewish-dominated power structure that keeps them from getting the hot babe and the cool car they deserve simply because of their melanin content and the ancestor who supposedly fought with the 26th North Carolina at Gettysburg. Never mind that the ancestral hero more likely deserted.

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Two notes on their "dates."

Miss Polly Urethane doesn't talk much.

On the other hand (pun intended), the hookers WILL, especially to the cops.

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From watching dozens of reruns of Alistair MacLean movies.

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i just posted something about how much of the Confederate Army was forced to join often at gunpoint and after threats to their family - and as such, many of them simply deserted and went home (especially once the Confederates lost control of their homes) - there were even Confederates that went so far as to desert and then join the Union Army (so many former Confederates joined Sherman's Army that it actually increased in size during the March to the Sea)

denying that is a key part of "Lost Cause" mythology

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Very true...the only Confederate state that did not come up with white regiments for the Union was South Carolina, because it was "too small for an independent nation and too large for a lunatic asylum."

I think Henry Morton Stanley was one of the Rebs who switched sides.

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Thanks. I am a cat person. By which I mean that I live with companion cats, not that I have fur and whiskers.

Yours is good too. Very zen.

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