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I was traumatized by the Charleston shooting. Can someone represent me in my lawsuit against Donald Trump and Rush Limbaugh? Where's my money?

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I see the "dumbest lawyer in the world not named Matt Staver" is at it again.

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I heard your plea in the court house

Witness box began to rock and rise

Forty nine sister states

Had Alabama in their eyes

Alabama getaway, get away

Alabama getaway, get away

Only way to please me

Turn around and leave and walk away

Major said why don't we give him

Rope enough to hang himself?

No need to worry the jury

They'll probably take care of themselves

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Aside from he fact that this is some Gold, where is the Clinton trial?

I'm waiting to see that totally realistic claim come to fruition...just like trumpski had the largest inauguration crowd in history. What losers.

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I'm almost homeless due to extreme vetting.

Can I get in on it> its very traumatizing being homeless.

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I suspect this will be for the better

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I was thinking, maybe when we fine people for crimes, it should be a proportion of income instead of a flat fee.

This way, the rich feel the same penalties as the poor for the same crimes.

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The world seems to love the most deplorable types of humans. We have a long history of shitbags being super rich and powerful.

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I got in trouble for pot in high school. I claimed civil disobedience because the drug laws are fundamentally based on inaccurate representations of reality. The judge said I would suffer immensely being a protester.

We legalized pot 12 years later, yet I still suffer due to other political reasons though no judge would want to prosecute me now for some nugs in my pocket. Oh, well. Can't win them all

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Yea...aren't we so rich now from those fat paychecks Soros cuts us for being liberal trolls?

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He was right about the protesting bit. This shit is fucking horrible. And the stress sneaks up on you.

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They're (Klayman, JW) going to make a deal out of the loans the State Department gives refugees. Guarantee it will make the AP headline. Refugees are getting sweet loans that you nice white people don't get.

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Oh gawd, nutcase Larry Klayman is on the loose again. I like it better when the men in white suits keep Larry ball gagged, strapped, and harnessed.

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Hey Larry, you forgot Nelson Mandela and Frederick Douglass. And any reason you've left Ben Carson off?

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I can't seem to Never Forget Bowling Green either. Where's MY money?

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What a waste of court staffs' time.

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