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That sex ed story makes no sense. I always thought the best way to learn proper nutrition was through starvation and fasting.

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Interesting, both Cant and Desmond Morris seem to have been considering the evolution of breasts and buttocks at about the same time. Did one plagiarize the other?

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You teach kids stuff and they get smarter? But! How come that didn’t work for Ted Cruz?

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Let’s see… Rwanda or Hawaii?

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Jocelyn Elders suggested that ignorance was not working as a method of sex education, nice to know that we are still confirming her hypothesis.

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It's true- if you never talk to your teenage child about food, they'll never be hungry.

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Either that or the simulators are so lifelike.

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So what you're saying is that if I wanna get lucky tonight, I should not tell her too much about myself?

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If chocolate can't get you pregnant, it seems that there is a market for chocolate condoms. Who's in?

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<blockquote>You slopebrowed weaseldicks with zero reading comprehension and even less critical thinking skills who think an article claiming “Gamers are dead” is something bad? Fuck me sideways with a sandblaster.</blockquote>

Thank you, Chris Kluwe, for so comprehensively dismissing that bullshit notion that using swear-words means you're an unimaginative communicator with a limited vocabulary.

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"Another big jump takes us to 328 Chauncey Street in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, home of The Honeymooners." (picture of a modest single family house situated on its own lot.)

POW! ZOOOOM...!

This is so incorrect. The Kramdens clearly lived in a walk-up apartment building. Several episodes contained scenes that involved Ralph or Alice stepping out onto the fire escape via the window just to the right of the apartment's front door. Outside the front door itself was an interior common stairwell. The Nortons lived in another apartment one floor up. Ralph would summon Ed by opening the door and shouting up the stairwell to him.

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