549 Comments
author
Jan 9·edited Jan 9Pinned

It’s Technotronic in your hed gif, yo pump it! https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/pump-it-up?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcome=true

Go ahead and refresh your browser. The frame rate is now realllllly slow. I hope this helps with those who were in distress.

Expand full comment

Taylor's been around long enough to know that once you're famous, people are gonna make jokes about you. If she was offended by Koy's very mild crack (which was really about the NFL, anyway), what's gonna happen when people really starting tossing zingers at her?

Expand full comment

Where is the story on Taylor Swift and the Golden Globes hiding? The site is designed to see headlines and not find anything.

Expand full comment

I don't know what a Jo Koy is, but it seems he's gotten a lot of mileage out of flopping as a host, reinforcing the classic Hollywood adage "There's no such thing as bad publicity".

Expand full comment

The Jo Koy pants shitting is bad for lots of reasons, but one of them is there were a bunch of asshole manboys who actually bought Barbie toys and then burned them because WOKE, and instead he goes with HA HA BOOBIES. I mean, fuck that guy.

Expand full comment

The plane was almost full but nobody was sitting in the death seat, where the seat back went down the wind. An empty row? Sorry folks but the word "Providence" seems inescapable here. Attitude of Gratitude.

Expand full comment

Ha. Joke Koy couldn't punch down on Taylor Swift if he was standing on a 5' ladder. "Insult comic" genre is more dead than Don Rickles.

Expand full comment

Have you considered a “damp” January instead of a “dry” January?

No, because January is peak Texas ruby red grapefruit season and nothing beats a salty dog made with a freshly-squeezed one.

Expand full comment

"Has Nextdoor gotten a little racist and gossipy?" I wouldn't say it's 'gotten' that way ...

Expand full comment

My wife's former neighborhood NDN was full of ' there's a young black person walking down the street.'. She lived 3 blocks from a majority black high school.

Expand full comment

Tay-Tay isn't the only one not impressed by Jo Koy. Didn't know who he was before he was announced to host, sorry I know who he is now. Thankfully, there was a good sportsball contest on another channel.

Expand full comment

Boeing's CEO, Board, and shareholders are finding out that running the company as a pump 'n dump scheme has consequences. Not that they care, of course.

Expand full comment

How does one know that I've had a crazy morning at work? I haven't had the chance to even view Wonkette Tabs until literally just now.

I've only read the tab about the former representative lying in her own uncleaned bedclothes, so ... ugh.

Expand full comment

IANAL and I am listening to the oral arguments at the court of appeals but I'm getting the feeling that the panel isn't buying anything that the Tangerine Toddler's lawyer is arguing. Am I wrong?

Expand full comment

If interested, MeidasTouch is running full oral arguments from the court of appeals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rrDwatwT8

Expand full comment