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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It’s Technotronic in your hed gif, yo pump it! https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/pump-it-up?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcome=true

Go ahead and refresh your browser. The frame rate is now realllllly slow. I hope this helps with those who were in distress.

Mr blob's avatar

Fun fact about this video in particular:

For the chaos of the milli vanilli era, where people seemed completely shocked that two dancers from Germany did not magically perform like middle aged American studio musicians

The dancer performing this song is not the real artist, who looked a little too gender non binary for 1989

https://x.com/tatsgill/status/1167824505319723008?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

See also the model/dancer for “everybody dance now” replacing the vocals of Martha Wash

Also per cunk on earth pump up the jam is the Canadian national anthem

Martini Glambassador's avatar

As per what I’ve read, Ya Kid K opted out of publicity because cause she was involved in some other projects. Had not heard the gender non-binary angle. Infuriating if true.

Mr blob's avatar

Ahhh, well that’s actually a nicer story then (I was fully just speculating on my part here, and it makes sense in Technotronic’s case as Ya kid K was prominently featured on their other singles)

The Wanderer's avatar

What I are listening to right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfUo2mPYQ2E

The Wanderer's avatar

I know it's a few years old, but I liked it.

Rags's avatar

You like years old music? How oldz!!

BosGrl's avatar

Ah, the besssssst way to start the day. Thanks!!!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Still gets the feets movin' 34 (!!! what?!) years later.

Menotsure's avatar

I used to believe that my "pump it" days were way past. Then, damned if the pump didn't click on again, albeit at a more relaxed pace, thanks to a wonderful woman. Life can be really surprising, sometimes. Thanks!

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

That is so wonderful, Me! I'm very happy for you.

Menotsure's avatar

Right back atcha.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

"If it's too loud, you're too old" now replaced by "if it's too seizure-y, you're too old."

And I'm making fun of myself here. I have trouble with stroboscopic or flashing light effects.

Andrea's avatar

Yes- strobes cause my migraines

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Zyxomma's avatar

I started wearing earplugs to shows I knew were going to be overly loud decades ago. I also wear them on the subway and at the movies (on the rare occasions I see a film at a theater). My hearing is perfect, too, and I'll be 70 this summer.

Zap's avatar

Congrats. Just turned 67 and after 50 years of playing live music still have perfect hearing too.

V4Virginia's avatar

For some mysterious reason, Cunk links something in every episode of "Cunk On" series to that clip. It's bizarre and hilarious.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

It IS soooo funny. And, even once you realize it's coming, it is STILL funny.

Mr blob's avatar

If you rearrange the beats of this song in a perfect circle it’s a scientific formula to pass through solid matter*

*repeating the joke from memory I may have butchered it

Catstro's avatar

Haha yes before Cunk dredged it back up I hadn’t thought of this song since the 90s.

Dusty Tomes's avatar

I was going to quote an episode of Cunk on Earth for that, something like "A technological and cultural achievement that wouldn't be matched until the release of unrelated Belgian techno-anthem Pump up the Jam."

noname's avatar

It's been long-standing practice here not to post flashing images; what's happening?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thanks for your feedback. The gif has been changed. I hope this helps for you.

Robert Eckert's avatar

In slo-mo, it's just annoying

Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

It helps greatly. Thank you for your sensitivity and thoughtfulness as well as your wit, beauty, and genius.

noname's avatar

??? That's not the point at all.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

That video is historic art. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

noname's avatar

It's the flashing that's the problem, not the art.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The flashing IS the art.

Are you going to ban Groove is in the Heart, too?!

SomeKat on the Internet's avatar

I missed all the kitties 🐈‍⬛ didn’t I? Looks around morosely -

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I was trying to remember when "Pump Up the Jam" came out, I was thinking about 1990, so was close. The years seem to meld together the older I get.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I think I read somewhere that the song didn't chart in the US until 1990, so you really were spot-on :-)

Snarfyguy's avatar

I had it confused with "Pump up the Volume."

: /

Senior moment!

WCS's avatar

Uh oh ... Two competing ear worms. ... Kill me now.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Mmmm... jam.

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Oh no, even with the very decreased frame rate that I chose to fix that? I’m sorry.

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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

I hear you loud and clear. This is the eye equivalent of spraying Shan with perfume. I'm baffled as to why this is remotely debatable.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thanks for your concern and feedback. I've slowed the images down. I hope that helps you.

Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

It helps greatly. Thank you for your sensitivity and thoughtfulness as well as your wit, beauty, and genius.

michael schlesinger's avatar

Taylor's been around long enough to know that once you're famous, people are gonna make jokes about you. If she was offended by Koy's very mild crack (which was really about the NFL, anyway), what's gonna happen when people really starting tossing zingers at her?

Marian's avatar

Where is the story on Taylor Swift and the Golden Globes hiding? The site is designed to see headlines and not find anything.

Emil Muz's avatar

I don't know what a Jo Koy is, but it seems he's gotten a lot of mileage out of flopping as a host, reinforcing the classic Hollywood adage "There's no such thing as bad publicity".

OG Blockhead's avatar

The Jo Koy pants shitting is bad for lots of reasons, but one of them is there were a bunch of asshole manboys who actually bought Barbie toys and then burned them because WOKE, and instead he goes with HA HA BOOBIES. I mean, fuck that guy.

Pilgrim's avatar

The plane was almost full but nobody was sitting in the death seat, where the seat back went down the wind. An empty row? Sorry folks but the word "Providence" seems inescapable here. Attitude of Gratitude.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ha. Joke Koy couldn't punch down on Taylor Swift if he was standing on a 5' ladder. "Insult comic" genre is more dead than Don Rickles.

Sarah Smile's avatar

Have you considered a “damp” January instead of a “dry” January?

No, because January is peak Texas ruby red grapefruit season and nothing beats a salty dog made with a freshly-squeezed one.

PRW's avatar

"Has Nextdoor gotten a little racist and gossipy?" I wouldn't say it's 'gotten' that way ...

Rags's avatar

My wife's former neighborhood NDN was full of ' there's a young black person walking down the street.'. She lived 3 blocks from a majority black high school.

Jim Parker's avatar

Tay-Tay isn't the only one not impressed by Jo Koy. Didn't know who he was before he was announced to host, sorry I know who he is now. Thankfully, there was a good sportsball contest on another channel.

Randy Bender's avatar

Boeing's CEO, Board, and shareholders are finding out that running the company as a pump 'n dump scheme has consequences. Not that they care, of course.

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How does one know that I've had a crazy morning at work? I haven't had the chance to even view Wonkette Tabs until literally just now.

I've only read the tab about the former representative lying in her own uncleaned bedclothes, so ... ugh.

Miss Grundy's avatar

IANAL and I am listening to the oral arguments at the court of appeals but I'm getting the feeling that the panel isn't buying anything that the Tangerine Toddler's lawyer is arguing. Am I wrong?

Miss Grundy's avatar

If interested, MeidasTouch is running full oral arguments from the court of appeals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rrDwatwT8