I'm sorry, I just refuse to believe that any human could be so unfortunate as to be named "Chuck Konzelman". Even these assholes do not deserve such a cruel fate.
The real point (again) is that a conservative is "successful" in Hollywood, not that Lieberals are censoring all of the things. Because they're just barely self-aware enough to realize that thw "invisible hand of the free market" is spanking their "entertainment" products like a red-headed stepchild.
I don't know. My hairdresser and I both have the same problem with pissing people off because we apparently don't exhibit the "correct" response to emotional needs (among other issues that don't seem actually gender based).
I'm beginning to think that there may have been some under-the-table action at Princeton and Harvard. Otherwise, I just can't see this guy graduating from two Ivy's. Are all Harvard lawyers this asinine? Or did he matriculate before Sen. Warren was on faculty?
You *did* hear about the recent college admission scandal? I don't know nothin bout graduating no conservative douchenozzles, but it seems to me that's one plausible explanation for you right there.
Next week: "This young adult book has one line mentioning a minor character's mom is going to marry her girlfriend. Ban it in all schools, burn all copies, and fire any teacher who even knows the book exists!"
The straights who babble on about "teh ghey lifestyle" seem to have as strong opinions about what THAT is supposedly about as they do about what the het lifestyle is supposed to be about. I suppose there are similar factions among the equally staunchly gay folks.
A Typical GOP Hearing On Science, or just about anything:GOP: Tell me about clouds. They're weird. How does the deep state get them up there?Expert: You...you've seriously never heard of the water cycle?GOP: EVASIVE! Tell me why I should believe anything you have to say. How do we know what quarks taste like?Expert: So what you're asking is...GOP: BOO! Nerd! Too slow. Clearly fake news. Everything is fake news. Show me your penis. I want to see your penis so we can call you gay and be within our rights as Christians to chase you out of here with brooms.Expert: How much time do you have left?GOP: Doesn't matter. I'm just gonna keep yelling at you because it's obvious none of us know what's going on here and if you ever get a chance to speak you're gonna make us all look stupid and corrupt. When did you stop beating your kids?Expert: I dont have any kids. Or a partner.GOP: SELFISH! BABIES HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU WITHOUT BABIES!Expert: *to Democrat* Please tell me you have actual questions for me.Dem: I'm just here as a formality. This is entirely a show trial meant to smear your reputation so they can being Joel Osteen in to advise on the problem.Expert: Does Joel Osteen know anything about the issue at hand?Dem: Nope. He doesn't even know his own name some days. There's something desperately wrong with him and you can see it in his face if you really look...but the President thinks he's friendly and he comforts the base. You're just here to get yelled at for 6 hours and told to go home because you cant explain how aliens hollowed out the moon.
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I'm sorry, I just refuse to believe that any human could be so unfortunate as to be named "Chuck Konzelman". Even these assholes do not deserve such a cruel fate.
The real point (again) is that a conservative is "successful" in Hollywood, not that Lieberals are censoring all of the things. Because they're just barely self-aware enough to realize that thw "invisible hand of the free market" is spanking their "entertainment" products like a red-headed stepchild.
I don't know. My hairdresser and I both have the same problem with pissing people off because we apparently don't exhibit the "correct" response to emotional needs (among other issues that don't seem actually gender based).
I'm beginning to think that there may have been some under-the-table action at Princeton and Harvard. Otherwise, I just can't see this guy graduating from two Ivy's. Are all Harvard lawyers this asinine? Or did he matriculate before Sen. Warren was on faculty?
You *did* hear about the recent college admission scandal? I don't know nothin bout graduating no conservative douchenozzles, but it seems to me that's one plausible explanation for you right there.
We had similar personalities, and she could never forgive me being bi.
From what I know, bi folks get as much grief from the gays as they do from straights. That kind of boggles my mind a bit.
This week: "Waaaah, censorship!."
Next week: "This young adult book has one line mentioning a minor character's mom is going to marry her girlfriend. Ban it in all schools, burn all copies, and fire any teacher who even knows the book exists!"
From certain types, yes. They seem to think you just won't commit to the lifestyle. I just am attracted to individuals, gender doesn't matter to me.
Now you've got it!
The..."lifestyle"? Ugh.
The straights who babble on about "teh ghey lifestyle" seem to have as strong opinions about what THAT is supposedly about as they do about what the het lifestyle is supposed to be about. I suppose there are similar factions among the equally staunchly gay folks.
It all just makes me facepalm.
A Typical GOP Hearing On Science, or just about anything:GOP: Tell me about clouds. They're weird. How does the deep state get them up there?Expert: You...you've seriously never heard of the water cycle?GOP: EVASIVE! Tell me why I should believe anything you have to say. How do we know what quarks taste like?Expert: So what you're asking is...GOP: BOO! Nerd! Too slow. Clearly fake news. Everything is fake news. Show me your penis. I want to see your penis so we can call you gay and be within our rights as Christians to chase you out of here with brooms.Expert: How much time do you have left?GOP: Doesn't matter. I'm just gonna keep yelling at you because it's obvious none of us know what's going on here and if you ever get a chance to speak you're gonna make us all look stupid and corrupt. When did you stop beating your kids?Expert: I dont have any kids. Or a partner.GOP: SELFISH! BABIES HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU WITHOUT BABIES!Expert: *to Democrat* Please tell me you have actual questions for me.Dem: I'm just here as a formality. This is entirely a show trial meant to smear your reputation so they can being Joel Osteen in to advise on the problem.Expert: Does Joel Osteen know anything about the issue at hand?Dem: Nope. He doesn't even know his own name some days. There's something desperately wrong with him and you can see it in his face if you really look...but the President thinks he's friendly and he comforts the base. You're just here to get yelled at for 6 hours and told to go home because you cant explain how aliens hollowed out the moon.
Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono could be the lone voice of reason*Could* be?
... which gets retweeted during 'Executive Time' to the mouth-breathing masses.