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They'd say she put a chip in it to mind control him.

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You don't know what you are talking about, but that never stops you.

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He would burn them both for a fair political wind. What a disgrace.

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At ~2:10 those girls start out dutifully smiling, but then it goes on and the younger looks toward the older for guidance while she stares into the camera like, "Is anyone going to stop this? Will no one in this room save us?"

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I’m reading this on the toilet, and there’s something in the bowl I’d like to rub Cruz’s face in. (Not that it would be that noticeable given what already comes out his mouth regularly.)

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The Republican Party is not the party of country clubs? Since when?

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Let us not forget, a majority of Texans voted to re-elect Cruz as their senator. Cruz’s college roommate had this to say about Cruz when he was first elected, “My freshman year college roommate Ted Cruz is going to be elected Senator. In case I hadn't made it clear, he's also a huge a**hole." Lindsey Graham said of Cruz, “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.” Yeah, Lindsey said that, back when he had a spine. Texans vote for Cruz. Apparently Texans love them some despicable assholes (Greg Abbott confirms this).

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I live in Texas and would be more than happy to oblige you were I ever to cross paths with him. Unfortunately, except for his occasional border trips photo ops, he never leaves the white bread city of Plano. That's a 5 hour drive for me.

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Hell, I must be taking vacations every night after work.

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It's ok. You can say it here. He's a piece of shit. Actually that's being too kind to him.

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Nah, wolverines are tough, they occasionally kill wolves and bears. Saw a nature documentary that was following some wolves around, and they killed a caribou. A bear came, chased the wolves away, and sat down to eat. The wolves hung around, waiting for the bear to leave so they could finish.

A wolverine showed up, swatted the bear in the face, sprayed the carcass with musk, and started rushing the wolves. Wolves and bears just gave up and left most of a caribou to the wolverine.

Cruz probably does smell as bad as a wolverine, but he's all hot air. A hungry shrew could take him on and almost certainly win.

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I mean, I try not to kink-shame, but...damn!

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If one of our senators left town during a deep freeze/power outage, there's no way they would be reelected come the next cycle. I guess it's a plus in Texas. In Texas they'd rather have an awful republican than a democrat that would look out for them.

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The only thing that matters is that capital R.

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That one line is what his opponent needs to campaign on. That's all.

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