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White Claw? Pffft, Ted you fucking basic bitch, shut the fuck up and crawl back into the ignorant pig slop you call home.

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These guys are so used to winning through cheating and money that they don't know any other way to talk about these things.

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Those of us from cooler climes will attest to the positive aspects of pine cones in this regard.

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There's a scene in an episode of Babylon 5 (2260's) set in a bar. There's a Zima sign in the background.

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Someday, when I don't have anything else to do, I should sit down and watch this and see how long it takes before it stops being funny.

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Ted should join the caravan of refugees to Cancun.

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I still marvel at the first human to pull a lobster out of the water and think, "I wonder what this tastes like."

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Rafael would make the perfect Senate Minority Leader because he is The Great Unifier.

Everybody, and I mean everybody, hates his fucking guts.

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He's already started making his presidential noises.

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Fucking Ted Cruz drove Boehner straight into the arms of sweet Mary Jane.

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Freedom to believe you hate someone enough that you can treat them like shit. The Religious Freedom Restoration Act was originally enacted, IIRC, so that a Native Americans could ingest Peyote as part of their religious practices. And there's always someone who will take a well-meaning thing and use it to justify their nasty shit.

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Not if the 'wingers succeed in getting MORE GUNS, and getting rid of EPA, FDA, OSHA, safe roads and bridges, the CDC... cuz more ppl gonna DIE, instead of vote.

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Silly person, the right way to say it is "Trigger tree". https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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We're gonna lose 'our Second Amendment rights'? From your lips to god's ears, Ted.

But I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that, too.

Ted Cruz, he's consistent.

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No, but it does make me have even less respect for him.

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You are the one who proclaimed your ignorance in a public place, and once that was pointed out, you whined about it. Something I learned early in life is to not talk about things I don't know anything about. You haven't learned that yet re - your comment on polls. So, what have you done to educate yourself about the subject?

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