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Red Richmond's avatar

White Claw? Pffft, Ted you fucking basic bitch, shut the fuck up and crawl back into the ignorant pig slop you call home.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

These guys are so used to winning through cheating and money that they don't know any other way to talk about these things.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Those of us from cooler climes will attest to the positive aspects of pine cones in this regard.

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There's a scene in an episode of Babylon 5 (2260's) set in a bar. There's a Zima sign in the background.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Someday, when I don't have anything else to do, I should sit down and watch this and see how long it takes before it stops being funny.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Ted should join the caravan of refugees to Cancun.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I still marvel at the first human to pull a lobster out of the water and think, "I wonder what this tastes like."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Rafael would make the perfect Senate Minority Leader because he is The Great Unifier.

Everybody, and I mean everybody, hates his fucking guts.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He's already started making his presidential noises.

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Fucking Ted Cruz drove Boehner straight into the arms of sweet Mary Jane.

Tsewang58's avatar

Freedom to believe you hate someone enough that you can treat them like shit. The Religious Freedom Restoration Act was originally enacted, IIRC, so that a Native Americans could ingest Peyote as part of their religious practices. And there's always someone who will take a well-meaning thing and use it to justify their nasty shit.

Tsewang58's avatar

Not if the 'wingers succeed in getting MORE GUNS, and getting rid of EPA, FDA, OSHA, safe roads and bridges, the CDC... cuz more ppl gonna DIE, instead of vote.

JCfromNC's avatar

Silly person, the right way to say it is "Trigger tree". https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

harryeagar's avatar

We're gonna lose 'our Second Amendment rights'? From your lips to god's ears, Ted.

But I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that, too.

Ted Cruz, he's consistent.

TakingAmes's avatar

No, but it does make me have even less respect for him.

Brenda Riese's avatar

You are the one who proclaimed your ignorance in a public place, and once that was pointed out, you whined about it. Something I learned early in life is to not talk about things I don't know anything about. You haven't learned that yet re - your comment on polls. So, what have you done to educate yourself about the subject?