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So they're "double-baggers." They both have to wear bags over their heads when....

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You have ruined Ringo for me forever.

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Decompensation is commonly used in the psychological context to describe a sudden, rapid decline in mental/physical capacity caused by advancing dementia, usually triggered by a sudden increase in stressors or changes in environment.Seriously though, the next time you see him speak, put it on mute and just watch his gross lips move - notice how tense his mouth is, how the lips contort as he struggles to force them to produce words without mispronunciations or slurring.He knows he's losing it and he's trying to fight it, as a psych student it is both fascinating and terrifying to watch.

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His beard looks like the ass-end of an old skunk.

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Scallops of bigotry.

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I hear bone spurs is going around...

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Cruz plagiarizing Sarah Tundra Tits and whining like a common Trumpler about getting all the negs is irony squared or ridiculousness IRL.

If a Texican Cubanadian slimeball whines on the twitter box and no one gives two shits or a flying fig newton, is he still a bearded dildo with scabies?

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Someone needs to invent a fleet of small drones that continually circle the world, connected to a computer system with a constantly updated database of all conservative pundits. When they mention 1984 one of the drones will drop down and repeat the message "You do realise Orwell was a socialist, don't you?" several times.

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I can't believe you dredged up Thomas Sowell. When I saw it -- which has been YEARS -- I used to truly despise his column.

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So the defense companies can make as much money as possible, as one way or another most of that money comes back to the US for military equipment purchases. And your local defense plant can slap "Proven in combat!" on their sales brochures.

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Since it came up, what the actual F is up with Tim Scott?

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IMO people like Scott, Diamond & Silk (UGH! I threw up a little in my mouth) Owens, etc are the way they are because they would be unrecognized and drowned out if they were liberals. There would be little to no room for them at the table. BUT, by being Black and a contrarian they stand out, since there are so few POC on the right. Now they get a bullhorn, a spot on the stage, a place at the table. I suspect most of them are liberal leaning, but that doesn't get them invitations to paid gigs, spots on media TV, "think tank" jobs, etc. They throw themselves and their people under the bus for attention and a check. Eventually they forget their true selves and become the caricature they pretended to be.

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Ringo Starr does not have a punchable face.

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You really think Zircon & Polyester would lean left on their own, given a chance? Hm. Stranger things have happened. Look at Ted, hell, look at K Conway, before they hopped on the Trumpwagon. She had nothing good to say about him until she was on his payroll. https://www.youtube.com/wat...I don't know what Ted's getting out of his deal.

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Same goes for using Dr Seuss.

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That would be those Wonkette brand Babby Clams I saw on a thread the other day? (Dang, we can't search images here!)

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