114 Comments

Seems like US Amercia's been up to its armpits in the proverbial Republican stool since the '80s.

Expand full comment

You know, it raises the question of whether Bill O' was really even there for the War on Xmas even also too???

Expand full comment

It's enough to make one long for Skeletor Palin and her Big Gulp.

Expand full comment

If he puts a little more lard in his hair, he can get that Reagan Flip.

Expand full comment

Why don't we have a drinking game for CPAC?

Expand full comment

It swings and undulates as if endowed with loathsome reptilian life.

Expand full comment

Duh, because alcohol poisoning...

Expand full comment

The "proverbial Republican stool" is... soft and squishy.

Expand full comment

the extra sleeve?

Expand full comment

Zed Clues.

Expand full comment

Dread News.

Expand full comment

Fled Zoos.

Expand full comment

Old News.

Expand full comment

Dead shrews?

Expand full comment

Wait, Smed Bruz is running for president?

Expand full comment

Republican Stool, indeed.

Expand full comment