Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Calgary) was on FIRE, y'all, preachingso hardat the attendees of this year's Conservative Political Action Conference, and unlike most of the other RINO speakers, he didn't need no stinkin' TelePrompter to testify, praise the lord! Cruz came out swingin' like a BOSS. Or maybe like a PRESIDENT? (No, not like a president. Nothing like a president. Seriously, dude, you're never gonna be president. It is not going to happen. We'd suggest you give up now, but it's too fun watching you try, so go on, go on!)
Seems like US Amercia's been up to its armpits in the proverbial Republican stool since the '80s.
You know, it raises the question of whether Bill O' was really even there for the War on Xmas even also too???
It's enough to make one long for Skeletor Palin and her Big Gulp.
If he puts a little more lard in his hair, he can get that Reagan Flip.
Why don't we have a drinking game for CPAC?
It swings and undulates as if endowed with loathsome reptilian life.
Duh, because alcohol poisoning...
The "proverbial Republican stool" is... soft and squishy.
the extra sleeve?
Wait, Smed Bruz is running for president?
Republican Stool, indeed.