Yesterday, Buzzfeed reported that prominent Canadian gag gift Sen. Ted Cruz pled guilty to possession of alcohol as a minor in 1987. He was but a little Cruzlet in high school shortpants when he got pulled over (racially profiled?) with a fresh case of beer in his car, whoops! Put that shit in the trunk, son! Did a young Rafael Edward Cruz waive his Fourth Amendment rights? Impeach.
Nor did I, because the bars in town were within walking distance from the campus, and the legal drinking age was 18 back then. Also very few of us had cars anyway. In those days only the rich kids had their own cars.
The reason we send you the pisscrap Molson's is because you yanks couldn't handle our Canadian beer. You're too used to that 3.2 piss in a bottle crap you make down there. We prefer a good 5.5% Canadian lager over that garbage. I remember back during my younger years youngster when our brewery workers would go on strike during the hottest summers we had in the late seventies and early eighties. We could only get imported beer to cool our throats, I tried your yankee piss in a bottle stuff one time and afterwards would choose Heineken or other Euro beers over that worthless crap as your yankee stuff had all of the kick of a geriatric mule. So before you start bad mouthing us Canucks maybe take a look at the losers you elect and the crap your nation peddles to the rest of us loser.
I would be more worried about him passing along a case of something else.
D-Day LIBEL!!!!!
Nor did I, because the bars in town were within walking distance from the campus, and the legal drinking age was 18 back then. Also very few of us had cars anyway. In those days only the rich kids had their own cars.
The reason we send you the pisscrap Molson's is because you yanks couldn't handle our Canadian beer. You're too used to that 3.2 piss in a bottle crap you make down there. We prefer a good 5.5% Canadian lager over that garbage. I remember back during my younger years youngster when our brewery workers would go on strike during the hottest summers we had in the late seventies and early eighties. We could only get imported beer to cool our throats, I tried your yankee piss in a bottle stuff one time and afterwards would choose Heineken or other Euro beers over that worthless crap as your yankee stuff had all of the kick of a geriatric mule. So before you start bad mouthing us Canucks maybe take a look at the losers you elect and the crap your nation peddles to the rest of us loser.
Romney will be our next President if Ted is his VP candidate.
Yeah, but would he let his daughters listen to Beyonce?
Almost Human could be his campaign slogan.
I am not Ted Cruz. I am not Ted Cruz! Not being Ted Cruz is so great . . . Ted Cruz should try it.
And this is why you never be the one to volunteer to do the beer run...
Sorry, I wouldn't like Ted Cruz if he gave a case of beer to our beloved Editrix.
<i>...we were 19 and driving a 1984 Firebird with gold-painted rims and wearing a trucker hat...</i>
Whoa, whoa, whoa! There ain&#039;t no statute of limitations on that shit!
&quot;That was so long ago, and come on, we did something similar! No big.&quot;
&quot;That was so long ago, and come on, Robert Byrd did something &#039;similar!&#039; No big.&quot;
You should be careful Alex. Forgiving Ted Cruz is just a gateway drug, soon you&#039;ll be moving on to serious hypocrisy!
neither ted nor tom deserve a hamlet reference.