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Perhaps they need to hire some Wisconsin state troopers to get that kid outta there...

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It's a union fetus and it knows its rights.

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spit take! i would so give you more points if i could.

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i knew Pro0-Life Woman was going to look exactly like Pro-Life Woman.

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Nerds.

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I was thinking similarly, only it'll be the kid's mom. She'll be yelling at him for not cleaning his room and say "You've always been stubborn! Even that time when you were still a fetus!"

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She wishes.

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I just innoculated you from a case of the minuses.

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Beat me to it.

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Hello my fetus Hello my baby Hello my blasto-girl.

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If an imaging study could show the presence of gills on the fetus, would that be evidence enough that it is non-human at that point? How about a fetal EEG showing no significant brain activity? Is a non-beating heart enough to establish killability? We need answers to these questions!

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Ya'll are looking at this the wrong way. No heartbeat? No problem. Conservatives don't have hearts.

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OT: I'm having a WTF moment. Is that a BP ad on our beloved Wonkette?

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Dankeschoen, baby.

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Obviously the woman in question is one of little faith and less obedience. Had she truly supported the cause she would have gone ahead with the trans vaginal unltrasound. It's what Jesus would have done had Jesus a vagina. Also, it's not like these clowns haven't seen a pussy before. I'm sure most of them shave in the morning.

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Couldn't find the baby's heart beat, but I totally saw it riding a bike, plain as day.

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