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that's what I said.

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Matt Schaefer LIBELZ!!!

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Lol. His face already looks like it’s been punched a few times

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Matt Rinaldi LIBELZ!!!!!!!!

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Someone (Liz?) please tell me how Paxton has been indicted for 7 years but nothing has moved forward. I don't get it, please enlighten me!

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It must be true, what they say, if even the cowards are bigger in Texas.

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Found my goto for these pantswetting assholes:https://youtu.be/iFxtelZz9y4

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That's all anyone can ask.

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Hawley has entered the chat

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Why would you do that to your innocent chickens?

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When faced with a gibbering Unidentified on your property and feeling threatened, the recommended action is absolutely to abandon the safety of your house. Especially the "sending your wife out first" part, that's really important. Remember you should never shelter inside and call for help. Good to see Ken's been doing his active shooter drills, why should 8-year olds have all the fun?

One of these parties is full of shit and I don't think it's the process server. Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

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You win the Internet.

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Cannonball Run.

Starring TFG, this POS, Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and assorted Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and III%-ers. A fleet of white Broncos features in this misadventure-filled cross country romp, as they flee towards the plane to Russia with Tish James, Liz Cheney and Merrick Garland hot on their tails!

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NONONO, don't force poor Dolly into the same room as Republicans!

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