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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He definitely wasn't bright enough to figure that out on his own.

Cranky Man's avatar

His constituency is proud of him, taking it to the lying liberal media.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If I ever make it to Bonneville (bucket list item) I know where I'll be going for lunch. And dinner. And possibly breakfast.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's a made-up name, like Etaoin Shrdlu.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

note to all readers: Congressman Duckie Pajamas was brought to you by gerrymandering. they split Nueces Co. (where Corpus Christi is) in half to split up their eewww gross liberal vote because it had too much salsa. Gerrymandering: Can't live with it, can't elect Blake Farenthold without it!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I assume that somewhere in the vestigial cerebral tissue that Rep. Farenthold uses for a brain, he was unsure whether such a tape exists and has already been leaked or is about to be leaked. Hence the "context" dodge. Of course, it would be a much more successful parry if he refused to entertain the hypothetical but if he were that quick on his feet, he wouldn't be Rubber Ducky Farenthold.

In musical terms:

β™« Rape-brag, don't bother me,Rape-brag, don't bother me,Rape-brag, don't bother me,For I belong to the GOP.

I feel, The Donald feels like a TV star,I feel, The Donald feels like a TV star.

Oh, rape-brag, don't bother me,Rape-brag, don't bother me,Rape-brag, don't bother me,For I belong to the GOP. β™«

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It doesn't say much for the standards of St. Mary's University School of Law, does it? Was he a legacy?

chortlingdingo's avatar

Not sure if this has been shared somewhere else already, but in happy Texas news, AG Ken Paxton's appeal has been denied and he'll have to go to trial for federal fraud. Maybe he'll finally resign?

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I haven't been a minor in a loooong time.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"That suit was eventually settled out of court."

But, did he have to pay a "fine"?