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He forgot all of it, except for whatever the media has uncovered, or other witnesses disclosed.Also, 100% of what he forgot is Russia related. For some reason.

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I thought it was:

If the facts are against you, argue the law.If the law is against you, argue the facts.If the law and the facts are against you, go for a jury trial.

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1960s: "The Russians are using Rock And Roll and Promiscuity to tear our country apart and sap our will!" The Russians are doing no such thing.

2017: "The Russians are NOT using Social Media and Collusion to tear our country apart and sap our will!" Fuck yeah they are.

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I'm told it's backdoor, then dinner. Please don't make me explain why.

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You really have to wonder, given the myriad ways that the Russians have figured out how to screw up this country, if many Russian rubles have been contributed to the NRA. I really hope some enterprising reporter, in this golden age of investigative journalism, is snooping around in that direction right now.

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If they bring State charges first, Donny can't pardon him, after he leaves, they can bring in Federal charges. Win, win.

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Hate to say it, but the girl on the right is nailing it, and the one on the left no so much.

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Ah. Spasiba, tovarisch.

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Don't drive here much? "Flat", yes, because of lack of hillage mostly, but not flat because of pavement decay. Even Mississippi's roads are smoother.

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Fucking permits...

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Was that written by Tchaikovsky?

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maybe it's like how Boehner is not pronounced how it is spelled.

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"The men don't know but the little girls understand" (okay, now commences the barfing when I realized....)

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