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Another self-cucking cuck.

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Is Supercuts one of his donors?

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Agreed, I really don't believe he's going to get dragged into this conspiracy stuff. His departure will be much more mundane.

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Bye bitch. Couldn't / can't / won't stand you...forever. Eat me. Douchebag.

Fuck...I swear I was trying to write something nice! Nuance is everything I guess...

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How about "I'm happy to see you go and hope you find something that fits your talents and doesn't fuck over our country. Like operating the compacting equipment at the regional dump."

See, a message of appreciation for his decision and wishes that he will find something new that suits him.

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Now he'll have time to get those ears pinned back.

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And a penis shaped head for God's sake.

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Ok...lemme try...

Mr. Gowdy...From the bottom of my colon...go fuck yourself.

Dammit!

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From The Palmer Report: “Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes were on the Trump transition team. That’s a problem for them, because Michael Flynn was updating the transition team about his illegal plotting with the Russian Ambassador in real time. Special Counsel Robert Mueller now has Flynn as a cooperating witness, and he has all of the transition team emails. In other words, he has evidence that Nunes and Gowdy were a part of that criminal conspiracy on some level.”

http://www.palmerreport.com...

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That this bullet head could ever show his squished between the elevator doors face again after his phantasmic crash and burn re: Ben Ghazi is an amazing fact all on it's own.

Funny that what is taking them out is their chosen leader that they have already hocked their barely existing integrity over. I mean, they shoulda got out when they were merely perceived as overly teabagged dipshits. Know what I mean?

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It's just more proof of the old saying about South Carolina."Too small for a republic, and too large for an insane asylum."(I'm in TX, so I really can't talk....)

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Good riddance to this Malfoy-looking SOB.

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AMF! And I do not mean Adios My Friend.

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Yeah, so who would name his kid Watson. I just dunno . . .

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Libelz! Doesn't Malfoy turn into a somewhat-good guy at the end?

Also Tom Felton's a hella nice dude.

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Thank you for your service.

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