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Whoops! I forgot to link back to the earlier Wonkette article in which I elaborated on the Cooties Hypothesis! I have now fixed that if you refresh, or if you prefer to find it right here, here ya go!

https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-many-forests-did-the-new-york

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Thank you for writing this - I haven't been able to make it through more than 40 pages because all my highlights and notes were "ok, so give funding. And staffing." and also I had a special colour for "wtf Hilary".

I'm aiming to work in gender affirming care here in the UK and have met so many wonderful clinicians doing their very best. When the report came out we were all so angry/confused/saddened that the boss took it upon herself to remind everyone that we are literally saving lives, every day.

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Ta, CD. I. Just. Can't.

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

Thank you for reading the whole thing so I didn't have to, and being fair enough to point out the occasional good points. The Labour Party opposition have promised to implement the whole thing if elected, which reiterates that the Labour Party aren't worth a bucket of warm hormones.

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Thanks for a very good read.

And the echo of Umbridge is definitely not just you, it was the first thing i thought of too when reading that Cass quote.

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Also, the Delores Umbridge bit made me laugh so hard because I've been saying that shit for a while. The movie where they took over Hogwarts and turned it into a fascist Nazi wizard school was the worst movie for me to watch. It actually upset me. I was quite the nerdy little Potter head back in the day before I knew that JK was actually more Slytherin than anything. But for a long time now, I've been feeling as though we were living through that movie. Fantasy does mirror reality I suppose.

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It is so fucking tiresome to see the lives of people you love turned into a political football to be used to score points. 😡

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

The thing that horrifies me is this is exactly what the Rethugs are going to do if they win in November. A friend asked what I was going to do if the election in November goes badly. I’m not sure yet but I’m researching foreign locations that aren’t governed by transphobic god botherers.

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Thanks for wading through that for us. And for the on-the-nose Dolores Umbridge quote! Weird how J.K. Rowling has morphed into a more ridiculous version of her character.

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If it's any consolation, there is not likely to be a Tory government in the next year or so.

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

I wouldn't worry so much for such a thing except such reports are designed to be cherry-picked to allow conservatives to do the thing where they can get justification to harm vulnerable minorities. I can already see the casus belli for extra gatekeeping, no matter the good portions you've pointed out in this review. Great article.

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

I've seen this cited by rightwing pundits and I'm finding it odd that conservatives suddenly want to be MORE like Europe. We can't adopt the fucking metric system but we'll take advice from the Brits on this?

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

Thanks for breaking this down for us. I haven't had the energy/inclination/temperament to really dig into it.

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Apr 18Liked by Crip Dyke

Thank you for helping me understand what this report is all about. Now time to worry about how it's going to be used against my fellow trans-es!

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The cruelty never stops when you're dealing with Tories or Rethuglicans.

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Just wait until they beat every trans person over the head with this drivel. It will be used to nuke care the world over.

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