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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

"Let me be clear." Has that EVER intro'd a coherent statement?

DemoCat's avatar

“Let me be clear, because I want to answer your question and I’m definitely not buying time to wait for the neurons in my brain to bail me out here. I should add, that was a very good question, so thank you for asking it. Now, on to my answer.”

tempusfugit's avatar

Aunt Timmasina is an embarrassment to the *universe*.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

Self loathing at it's finest.......I got news for you Timmie......they'll eat your face first.......

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I had more brains and better manners as a fucking two year old. What is WRONG with these people, apart from everything?

Bupkus231's avatar

Hypothetical or hypocritical, they're all the same to Scott

Brianna Amore's avatar

This guy wants to be Trump's VP pick so bad it hurts.

Zap's avatar

He sucks so bad he's totally qualified!

Chuck Dickens's avatar

Too bad he sounds like an alien that learned to mimic humans by watching cartoons.

Brianna Amore's avatar

Or a Black man trying to ingratiate himself to white racists.

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

Tim Scott is yet *another* reason why Haley should be judged in the most harshest of terms, especially if she somehow becomes the nominee (it would take PAB dropping dead for it to be even possible, but still improbable - look at Nevada). We *still* have this jerkoff polluting the national discourse - because of Haley! Bad, Haley, Bad.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Tim is just running in circles trying to find a dick to blow.

Ugh.

Yeah, that's right, I said UGH!

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Thank you, Senator Covfefe Fetchit.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I just can’t fathom giving up all the dignity I ever possessed for…that two-bit wannabe mob boss with the orange crap smeared all over him. What the fuck is it with these people?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Money is a helluva drug. Otherwise these people would have to get real jobs. And real jobs come with expectations of actual competency. And that has to scare a lot of these douchecanoes..

Goonemeritus's avatar

It isn't Trump they are scared of, it's their cult like base.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy is about to learn a hard lesson: Donald Trump really doesn't like lapdogs all that much.

swmnguy's avatar

He has contempt for them.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OT: I was talking about my crazy friend Felice last night. And now she has just given me an introduction to a job. Yeah, she's ace.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah she is. And she's married now, to a Professor. Who is a woman, not that it makes a difference. And she's in the UK.

So I'm taking the piss out of her for being in Manchester.

oblivias's avatar

Your days of leisure may be numbered.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Good chance of another couple of million in two years.

Thanks, Felice!

oblivias's avatar

You'll have to gift her a case or two of something she likes.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's the same guy who started One Med.

This is frickin' awesome and exactly what I want to do. La la la, thank you, F, fingers crossed.

Proper fucking healthcare again, where it's patient focused and not about the moneh

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh I owe her. She's awesome.

So I'll have a think.

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Darth Trad's avatar

I sent you the polonium. What are you waiting for? His fucking birthday or something? Doooo eeeeet!

oblivias's avatar

Looks like I'll be needing a sous chef. You interested?

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Jim Parker's avatar

Scott is a disgusting and revolting a$$kisser. And at some point, he will say or do, or not say or not do, something Dear Leader dislikes, and Scott will find himself under the bus with all the others who displeased Dear Leader. In the meantime, Scott will just keep singin' and dancin' to keep the massa happy. Hope this doesn't get me banhammered.

"M"'s avatar

Here's a Sunday show we can actually watch

John Oliver, everybody 🤗

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU0rEDJ8ZV8

Goonemeritus's avatar

I noticed that Tapper didn't admit Trump wasn't in office when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

blueicebank's avatar

The amazing thing is the Luftwaffe was able to cross the US without being detected.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Once again, it's Biden's fault that the US Airports were so lax during WW2.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Only because Biden had all the NORAD stations celebrating Pride month.

* probably.

blueicebank's avatar

And bribed all the airports to not report any German bombers refueling.

rags's avatar

Just like they never reported that the British were coming.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

they're all in the thralls of a malignant narcissist who himself is in a tailspin of narcissistic injury. From Graham to Scott, from Stefanik to Haley.

buckle up, kids! we're in for a ride.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

we could use some adult supervision what with half the country ready to fling itself off a cliff and take the rest with it.