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"Let me be clear." Has that EVER intro'd a coherent statement?

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“Let me be clear, because I want to answer your question and I’m definitely not buying time to wait for the neurons in my brain to bail me out here. I should add, that was a very good question, so thank you for asking it. Now, on to my answer.”

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Aunt Timmasina is an embarrassment to the *universe*.

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Self loathing at it's finest.......I got news for you Timmie......they'll eat your face first.......

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Ta, MM. I had more brains and better manners as a fucking two year old. What is WRONG with these people, apart from everything?

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Hypothetical or hypocritical, they're all the same to Scott

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This guy wants to be Trump's VP pick so bad it hurts.

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He sucks so bad he's totally qualified!

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Too bad he sounds like an alien that learned to mimic humans by watching cartoons.

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Or a Black man trying to ingratiate himself to white racists.

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Tim Scott is yet *another* reason why Haley should be judged in the most harshest of terms, especially if she somehow becomes the nominee (it would take PAB dropping dead for it to be even possible, but still improbable - look at Nevada). We *still* have this jerkoff polluting the national discourse - because of Haley! Bad, Haley, Bad.

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Tim is just running in circles trying to find a dick to blow.

Ugh.

Yeah, that's right, I said UGH!

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Thank you, Senator Covfefe Fetchit.

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I just can’t fathom giving up all the dignity I ever possessed for…that two-bit wannabe mob boss with the orange crap smeared all over him. What the fuck is it with these people?

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Money is a helluva drug. Otherwise these people would have to get real jobs. And real jobs come with expectations of actual competency. And that has to scare a lot of these douchecanoes..

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It isn't Trump they are scared of, it's their cult like base.

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This guy is about to learn a hard lesson: Donald Trump really doesn't like lapdogs all that much.

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He has contempt for them.

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OT: I was talking about my crazy friend Felice last night. And now she has just given me an introduction to a job. Yeah, she's ace.

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She's a good friend.

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Yeah she is. And she's married now, to a Professor. Who is a woman, not that it makes a difference. And she's in the UK.

So I'm taking the piss out of her for being in Manchester.

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Smart move. NOT!

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Your days of leisure may be numbered.

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You were getting tired of him hanging around the house anyways.

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I sent you the polonium. What are you waiting for? His fucking birthday or something? Doooo eeeeet!

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Looks like I'll be needing a sous chef. You interested?

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When do I start?

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Good chance of another couple of million in two years.

Thanks, Felice!

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You'll have to gift her a case or two of something she likes.

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It's the same guy who started One Med.

This is frickin' awesome and exactly what I want to do. La la la, thank you, F, fingers crossed.

Proper fucking healthcare again, where it's patient focused and not about the moneh

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Oh I owe her. She's awesome.

So I'll have a think.

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Go get it, man!

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Scott is a disgusting and revolting a$$kisser. And at some point, he will say or do, or not say or not do, something Dear Leader dislikes, and Scott will find himself under the bus with all the others who displeased Dear Leader. In the meantime, Scott will just keep singin' and dancin' to keep the massa happy. Hope this doesn't get me banhammered.

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Here's a Sunday show we can actually watch

John Oliver, everybody 🤗

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU0rEDJ8ZV8

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I noticed that Tapper didn't admit Trump wasn't in office when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

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The amazing thing is the Luftwaffe was able to cross the US without being detected.

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They took the Polar Route.

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Once again, it's Biden's fault that the US Airports were so lax during WW2.

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Only because Biden had all the NORAD stations celebrating Pride month.

* probably.

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And bribed all the airports to not report any German bombers refueling.

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Just like they never reported that the British were coming.

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they're all in the thralls of a malignant narcissist who himself is in a tailspin of narcissistic injury. From Graham to Scott, from Stefanik to Haley.

buckle up, kids! we're in for a ride.

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we could use some adult supervision what with half the country ready to fling itself off a cliff and take the rest with it.

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