It is pretty hard for a Second Amendment Patriot to live in this nation of jackbooted thugs grabbin' our guns every time we accidentally shoot our drinking buddy to death, after already having domestic violenced our girlfriend, and shot at another drinking buddy but without accidentally killing him, oh and also we are blind. Oh wait, we forgot: in that case we get to
I hear West Virginia coulda used Water Insurance. "Give us just $200 a month, and we can promise nothing funny will happen to your water supply."
considering the fact that organized religion makes you tithe them in order to stay in good graces with you-know-who and are essentially selling after-life insurance, they've had a lot of practice at the long con
A Cooch is a terrible place to protect your gun. Just sayin'.
I'm sure she was doing professional research for a case ...
"Half the cost of a hunting license."
I don't think I'd have chosen that particular comparison, but I guess Cooch knows his clientele better than I do.
Not to mention all the bad lucks.
Bet he only pays half if you shoot a white guy.
Don't Be A Victim!
(Trayvon Martin Not Eligible)
I hear West Virginia coulda used Water Insurance. "Give us just $200 a month, and we can promise nothing funny will happen to your water supply."
VSDL = Very Sleazy Defense Lawyer
Behold the wingnut free market in action. Fill the ambulances and then chase them.
"The firm has been advertising at Washington area gun shows and has attracted about 30 clients"
So basically the whole bunch of them have ponied up about one hour of lawyer time
I'd like to call my foot to the stand as a hostile witness
you've got to hand it to the attorney that can win that suit
There's a much easier way not to be victimized like Zimmerman, and it won't cost you anything.
Nope, so ya might's well just shoot 'er ...
... but Cooch, if Ida punched 'er up a bit Ida hadda pay fer my lawyer
considering the fact that organized religion makes you tithe them in order to stay in good graces with you-know-who and are essentially selling after-life insurance, they've had a lot of practice at the long con
when even Jacoby & Meyers turn you down...