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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

A Cooch is a terrible place to protect your gun. Just sayin'.

BeachLoafer's avatar

I'm sure she was doing professional research for a case ...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Half the cost of a hunting license."

I don't think I'd have chosen that particular comparison, but I guess Cooch knows his clientele better than I do.

The Quirk's avatar

Not to mention all the bad lucks.

chascates's avatar

Bet he only pays half if you shoot a white guy.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't Be A Victim!

(Trayvon Martin Not Eligible)

The Quirk's avatar

I hear West Virginia coulda used Water Insurance. "Give us just $200 a month, and we can promise nothing funny will happen to your water supply."

Fartknocker's avatar

VSDL = Very Sleazy Defense Lawyer

Joshua Norton's avatar

Behold the wingnut free market in action. Fill the ambulances and then chase them.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"The firm has been advertising at Washington area gun shows and has attracted about 30 clients"

So basically the whole bunch of them have ponied up about one hour of lawyer time

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd like to call my foot to the stand as a hostile witness

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you've got to hand it to the attorney that can win that suit

PubOption's avatar

There's a much easier way not to be victimized like Zimmerman, and it won't cost you anything.

BeachLoafer's avatar

Nope, so ya might's well just shoot 'er ...

... but Cooch, if Ida punched 'er up a bit Ida hadda pay fer my lawyer

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

considering the fact that organized religion makes you tithe them in order to stay in good graces with you-know-who and are essentially selling after-life insurance, they've had a lot of practice at the long con

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

when even Jacoby & Meyers turn you down...