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emw12's avatar

The crazy is strong in that one. Scientology re-education camp could only be an improvement! Hail Xenu!

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yourlizardoverlord's avatar

I am not worthy.

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SWBeauty's avatar

If only!!

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george gonzalez's avatar

Hmm, weird, Sarah's Lous web site is about fourty times less popular than honorable Wonkette and ten times less popular than some web site where a Eric guy shows you how to change a shock absorber.

Maybe Sarah should be showing how to screw some nuts?

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

but in terms of runaway, she actually did RUN AWAY from her job.

thus she will always be known as Governor Quitterface.

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AnnetteK's avatar

Thank fuck you guys are clicking into her fantabulous TV channel (blog) and keeping her numbers in the heady 200K+ range.

http://www.alexa.com/sitein...

Rank in United States

247,477

p.s. by fantabulous I mean fucking hilarious.

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AnnetteK's avatar

Well, she is an expert on screwing nuts so there's that.

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honestyingov's avatar

That Fundie writer (NancyAFrench)who poses as Bristol and writes all the posts @BristolsBlog.. I wonder how she reconciles the Fact that her Re-Virginized Bristol has ' shacked up ' and is ' living in Sin ' with Dakota Meyer ' down thar in KinTucky '?I don't see Sarah announcing it on Twitter either? Tweet it sarah. (I'll bet it would hurt her SarahPAC donations from the rubes)

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unhipcat's avatar

A lot of things can be dangerous if used improperly or illegally. Take * for example.Where * = golf club, windex, hedge funds, pharmaceuticals, lipstick, shoelaces, maybe tv remote. i think that covers it.

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unhipcat's avatar

i know. i haven't actually heard in a couple years, but it still screeches in my head when reading her quotes

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Michael Rappaport's avatar

Actually, Fats Limbaugh would be an oxenmoron.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It is a depiction of what actually happens to your request for an hour off so that you can take your daughter to her doctor's appointment.

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cessnadriver's avatar

And pointed sticks.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Wouldn't that de-revirginized? She claimed to have reformed after her second one.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Don't kid yourselves: every repig everywhere wants this twit to be president.

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Warpde's avatar

I would send her some D of the MT but am a little worried her Spirit Guide would be Dick Cheney.

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