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Did anyone ever figure out who set him up with his hot, foreign wife?

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One of my favorite movies. Changed my mind about Tom Cruise.

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The thing with white people is they don't have the natural, genetic predisposition to criminal behaviour that coloured people have. So it's only fair to give them a second chance at answering police questions. It's just a form of affirmative action, in a way.

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As a former lawyer, I can tell you that Papadapoulos' lawyer is doing their job by making those arguments. They have an ethical duty to zealously advocate for their client. But believe me, those lawyers are not stupid, drunk or high enough to believe a word in any of their legal briefs.

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It seems that having anything to do with trump results in rather negative impacts to ones career ambitions. So...why???

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Sounds just bit like the arguments that didn't work at Nuremberg.

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Substitute "Donald" for "George" and it still reads nicely.

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And the upper class is pretty damned determined to keep it that way.

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That would be nice, but sadly, I don't think he has shame.

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Why, I remember it like it was the late 1990's!

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FRICKING LASERS

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GAAAAAHHH!

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oh, Fuck georgie-boy...and Fuck his lawyers double-rusty-fuckedly

and also, too--"or if your wife is a hot blond"

mrs mfp is a hot blond, i still get speeding tix...wah waaaaaaahhhh, so sad

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