198 Comments
User's avatar
Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

He's also got the money to dangle over their heads. I bet there were many, many open and veiled threats about inheritances and loans. They're all extremely fawning in exactly the way you'd expect of people who are shit-scared they won't hear their names mentioned in the will.

Expand full comment
alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

It's always sad to see a child rejected by a parent, and I doubt she'll see much of the inheritance, but my guess is that Tiffany is the lucky one here. Her mother seems to have her head screwed on fairly straight, and she's protected her daughter from Donnie's toxic attention and manipulation. Jezzus....no wonder Trump is so popular with the family values bunch, eh?

Expand full comment
eddi_TBH's avatar

They are performing a vital and necessary function. They cooperate with each other, mostly and share large carcasses. They raise their young in safe and loving environments seeing to their needs.In all ways they are superior to Reb politicians and most of their followers.

Expand full comment
eddi_TBH's avatar

Not a bent farthing.

Expand full comment
eddi_TBH's avatar

Including going out and voting themselves.

Expand full comment
Arolpin's avatar

Director of the FBI, because I think they're going to have an opening soon.

Expand full comment
pstokk's avatar

Not gonna get bamboozled again.

Expand full comment
Feeling Groovy's avatar

I spent a summer in Texas installing wooden Pencing. Hot, not very fulfilling work. Sounds familiar.

Expand full comment
jmhm's avatar

Oh, that would be awesome.

Expand full comment
jmhm's avatar

Yeah, well, whatever. He could have taken his US military skills over and helped out the army there after he was done here. It's not like his beloved ultra-orthodox settlers are joining.

Expand full comment
jmhm's avatar

Well, yeah, but I don't really want to give money to SomeLobbyistWonTheCoinToss.Org. Is there one the campaign prefers?

Expand full comment
From Scranton With Love's avatar

I love your flowing prose!

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"Passionate," I believe he called some similarly-enthusiastic supporters.

Expand full comment
From Scranton With Love's avatar

Luckily he's a putz, and is still about 1.7 million behind the Khmer Rouge.

Expand full comment
From Scranton With Love's avatar

Pence. Only useful in the United Kingdom these days.

Expand full comment
From Scranton With Love's avatar

Well, they did fuck up that church...

Expand full comment