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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

He's also got the money to dangle over their heads. I bet there were many, many open and veiled threats about inheritances and loans. They're all extremely fawning in exactly the way you'd expect of people who are shit-scared they won't hear their names mentioned in the will.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

It's always sad to see a child rejected by a parent, and I doubt she'll see much of the inheritance, but my guess is that Tiffany is the lucky one here. Her mother seems to have her head screwed on fairly straight, and she's protected her daughter from Donnie's toxic attention and manipulation. Jezzus....no wonder Trump is so popular with the family values bunch, eh?

eddi_TBH's avatar

They are performing a vital and necessary function. They cooperate with each other, mostly and share large carcasses. They raise their young in safe and loving environments seeing to their needs.In all ways they are superior to Reb politicians and most of their followers.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Not a bent farthing.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Including going out and voting themselves.

Arolpin's avatar

Director of the FBI, because I think they're going to have an opening soon.

pstokk's avatar

Not gonna get bamboozled again.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I spent a summer in Texas installing wooden Pencing. Hot, not very fulfilling work. Sounds familiar.

jmhm's avatar

Oh, that would be awesome.

jmhm's avatar

Yeah, well, whatever. He could have taken his US military skills over and helped out the army there after he was done here. It's not like his beloved ultra-orthodox settlers are joining.

jmhm's avatar

Well, yeah, but I don't really want to give money to SomeLobbyistWonTheCoinToss.Org. Is there one the campaign prefers?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"Passionate," I believe he called some similarly-enthusiastic supporters.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Luckily he's a putz, and is still about 1.7 million behind the Khmer Rouge.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Pence. Only useful in the United Kingdom these days.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Well, they did fuck up that church...