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Ozymandias... only, less consequential. Imagine you're excavating an ancient gopher colony, and amidst 100 little holes you stumble upon a pair of tiny, sculpted feet and a inscription that reads "I am Sarah, queen of the teatards, look upon my works and despair... you bet'cha!"
I would be willing to pay a buck out of friendship, provided everyone knew it was to encourage fearless journalism, not to increase the take of any Palin grift.
It is only in the case of the Palins that I would prefer to pay a charity where executive salaries and overhead used up in excess of 98 percent of all donations .
Y'know, you may have pinpointed her career goal: Dinner Theater! Can't you just see her as Deloris in the feel-amazing, musical-comedy smash that the New York Post calls "RIDICULOUSLY FUN" -- Sister Act?
ZOMG, they might even let her keep the clothes! It would be good times again. :::tearing up:::: Please, please, please, big mean Jesus God Killer Fairy Guy in the Sky, please let Sarah be a star in Fort Myers, Florida! Amen.
After studying the pictures of Sarah above some wisdom does emerge: If you do douche with kerosene, and it somehow ignites, don't put it out with an icepick.
last week it was going to be for free - guess you don't get what you don't pay for -
Ozymandias... only, less consequential. Imagine you're excavating an ancient gopher colony, and amidst 100 little holes you stumble upon a pair of tiny, sculpted feet and a inscription that reads "I am Sarah, queen of the teatards, look upon my works and despair... you bet'cha!"
That leaves $279,999.00.
I would be willing to pay a buck out of friendship, provided everyone knew it was to encourage fearless journalism, not to increase the take of any Palin grift.
It is only in the case of the Palins that I would prefer to pay a charity where executive salaries and overhead used up in excess of 98 percent of all donations .
More like they had to up her dosage to keep her from punching holes in the walls.
Y'know, you may have pinpointed her career goal: Dinner Theater! Can't you just see her as Deloris in the feel-amazing, musical-comedy smash that the New York Post calls "RIDICULOUSLY FUN" -- Sister Act?
ZOMG, they might even let her keep the clothes! It would be good times again. :::tearing up:::: Please, please, please, big mean Jesus God Killer Fairy Guy in the Sky, please let Sarah be a star in Fort Myers, Florida! Amen.
A tan mom with self-raising kids! (Todd just pops 'em in the oven and Jesus does the rest!)
After studying the pictures of Sarah above some wisdom does emerge: If you do douche with kerosene, and it somehow ignites, don't put it out with an icepick.
Good times. Good memories. But now profits at the local liquor store will be down on Saturdays. I must remember to send Mike a fruit basket.
You are a cruel, cruel person. Well done.
Spoiled for choice, there.
Point^^
17 as of tonight. They're definitely running the circus now.
Spear and magic helmet?
Wow.
Who could have guessed Palin would quit yet another thing?
All of America, that's who!
i almost feel sorry for Todd.
Maybe he sees Sarah as a sexyterry of state?