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H0mer0's avatar

slime mold wants to know what he done to warrant this comparison.

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

I was hoping they'd change their tuna eventually but it's looking more and more unlikely.I'm herring reports that they're most likely all insane.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Somebody busted out a “plethora” and almost got “notwithstanding” in the same graf. Doesn’t make the Thomases any less horrid, but impressive nonetheless.

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earthclanbootstrap's avatar

Getting too upset about it really serves no porpoise, though.

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

I agree, it does nothing but sap your sole.

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Zyxomma's avatar

It is a racket, and Ginni is a racketeer.

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Commentista's avatar

All judgeships need outside ethics -and competency- reviews. The lifetime bench tenures allow a ton of freaks to keep adjudicating, and it's far past obvious that many State and Federal judges are anything but impartial. Unfortunately, the right wing has branded fair judges as 'activist.'

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Just remind me: What's that old saying about Caesar's wife?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Christ, I didn't think anyone could be worse than fat Tony! I believe you, though.

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Tessiee's avatar

She's every bit as disgusting as he is.

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Tessiee's avatar

The dictionary people asked me to define "plethora" for them.I said, "Thanks, guys: that means a lot."

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Tessiee's avatar

For cod's sake! I don't mean to carp, but if you guys are going to flounder around with these terrible puns, it will give me a haddock and make me very crabby -- and, while I won't demand your heads on a pike, I will not be inclined to let you skate.

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Tessiee's avatar

"but got cold and left early."

What kind of shit-ass explanation is that?THAT was the problem? She was COLD?So, if it had been a warmer day, or if she'd worn a heavier coat, we would have seen her breaking into the Capitol with a n0ose and smearing her sh1t on the walls?

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Tessiee's avatar

""It's a cyclical sexist smear.""Feminism broke it down."

Would it be asking too much of these choads to make up what passes for their minds?Is America TOO FEMINIST, or NOT FEMINIST ENOUGH?

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Tessiee's avatar

Family = hates mothers and childrenFreedom = taking away other people's freedomPatriot = like "freedom", but also a gun nutHeritage = like "patriot", except everybody is over 80

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Like all these radical right-wing Republicans, she's just a snowflake when you get right down to it.

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