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Sounds like a fun book, but its fiction Sarah, get a grip

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"...fedora-wearing friendzone-dwellers of Reason..."

I very much doubt that. I haven't seen a fedora since I last watched "The Maltese Falcon."

"Trilby-wearing" I'll buy.

"Fedora-wearing" - not so much.

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Palin read a book!!!!!11!1???

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<i>"She’s goin’ rogue, all the time, refusin’ to sacrifice her moral code, y’know, that stiff spine — the character’s a good role model."</i>

Hey this is a fun game!

Edward Snowden went all rogue refusin' to sacrifice his moral code, y'know -- good role model.

Barack Obama went all rogue, helpin' precious immigrant children, refusin' to sacrifice his moral code, y'know.

Al Gore went all rogue, refusin' to give up on the environment, y'know -- good role model.

Bill Ayers ...

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With lots of pictures.

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This is a stupid woman stupidly 'splainin' unimportant things.

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Mostly just gets the rag dirty.

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"Quitterface" made my mid-afternoon.

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Yes!

But if you use your ENHANCE feature, you can see it's Trout Palin, dressed in a Furry suit, and he is holding two giant dongs, one in each paw.

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Skankness Everho, and she is an expert marksman, sort of, also! She leaves precision splatmarks on the pavement where she stands when confronted by the tyrannical oppressors, who want to subjugate the people using the symbolic power of her beer-covered face, but she only allows them to photograph her manicure, which proves her innocence. She fights all the injustices (also known as Some Corey-Dude's Face) and seeks retribution for the feet-dragging and shoe-stealing, obviously done by minions of The Tyrant Obama.

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