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Yes it's in small print at the bottom of the story.

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Many years ago I was a grocery store clerk in Chicago (a great Union job, by the way - almost twenty bucks an hour in 1972). Senior citizens would purchase eatables with real "food stamps." I always let them buy cat or dog food because I wasn't going to point out they could only use them for food and have them tell me they planned on eating it themselves.

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Isn't it just wonderful that across American there are nice people always thinking the best of others?

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Very common surname among NC Native Americans. (Really.)

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Sherriffs <i>are</i> the most important law enforcement peoples under the Constitution, so they tend to be <i>very</i> busy.

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And #PayTheFuckUp!

Or were you talking to the 'ill eagles'?

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The derp is strong in this one!

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Only the goats know for sure!

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You misspelled 'moran'.

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Deport them from the world!

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I cant wait for the follow up story,these silly Messicans will soon be unemployed as soon as Obammy finds out that a place called China Grove is working them and paying them to boot,we can get them there little guacamole kids to do it for free

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Stealing our agricultural jerbs...

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Weekday or Sunday?

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Ya know, legal Latinos/Latinas here in U.S. would probably support immigration and border control and deportation ... except ... the way Lou Dobbs, Louis Gohmert, spittle-spewin' idjits, etc presume all Spanish speakers are illeagle. It is deeply disrespectful. Especially of people whose families have lived in America for 15,000 years.

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Godwin's Law was temporarily suspended.

Although, technically, the analogy wasn't to the Nazis. It was between the victims of the Nazis and the contemporary victims of poverty and violence.

There is a universal connection between all victims.

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Or Miami.

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